Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation.
The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.
Masturbation is a meditation on self-love. So many of us are afflicted with self-loathing, bad body images, shame about our body functions, and confusion about sex and pleasure, I recommend an intense love affair with yourself
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one misinterprets this quote as being about masturbation.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Self improvement is masturbation.
I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it's probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life.
Masturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if that's inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest of our lives.
Drawing and masturbation were the first sacred experiences I remember.
Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!
I think that there's nothing wrong with masturbation. If you're not feeling good about your own sexuality and your own body, you're not going to feel good about anything else.
Masturbation is the thinking man's television.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.
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