Masturbation Quotes - Page 4

• The reward of a successful collaboration is a thing that cannot be produced by either of the parties working alone. It is akin to the benefits of sex with a partner, as opposed to masturbation. The latter is fun, but you show me anyone who has gotten a baby from playing with him or herself, and I'll show you an ugly baby, with just a whole bunch of knuckles.

  Harlan Ellison

  Baby, Sex, Fun

  Harlan Ellison (1975). “Partners in Wonder”

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• Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less to do with the ends for which intelligence was given you than masturbation has to do with marriage.

  C. S. Lewis

  Play, Water, Inquiry

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• When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.

  Red Peters

  Littles, All Alone, Peter

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• Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special." But the grandmother stuff, really, I feel like is part of the theme and part of the best way to end the story that I'm telling with the special.

  Jen Kirkman

  Grandmother, Special, Stories

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturbation, when it was taken to the limit; that might be all that's going on right now in a big way.

  Bob Dylan

  Taken, People, Age

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

  Robert Clark

  Homeless, Pity

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• Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization. Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women, others with none. It’s what’s known as ‘the law of the market’… In a totally liberal sexual system certain people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and solitude.

  Michel Houellebecq

  Men, Law, People

  Michel Houellebecq (2011). “Whatever: A Novel”, p.99, Profile Books

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• Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And yet to be masturbated by an appealing masseuse, to be in the physical presence of a woman with whom there was some communication and understanding, if not love, was gratifying and fun.

  Gay Talese

  Love, Fun, Communication

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• Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.

  Dan Johnson

  Glasses, People, House

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• Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!

  Stephen Chbosky

  Thinking, Wow, Cases

  Stephen Chbosky (2013). “The Perks of Being a Wallflower YA edition”, p.28, Simon and Schuster

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• So often, over the course of our day-to-days, we forget the details of what shapes us most in life. Sure, we'll pay through the nose to have our weddings videotaped, but can we say the same thing about the first time we discovered masturbation, or the moment we realized that the true nature of the opposite sex is to lie and humiliate (and I'm not just talking about women here)? Usually not.

  Kevin Smith

  Sex, Lying, Talking

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• It's masturbation for writers to be able to write this absolutely outrageous personality, in a character that you somehow agree with, part of the time, at least.

  Rie Rasmussen

  Writing, Character, Personality

  Source: collider.com

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• You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

  Billy Joel

  Home, Phones, Waiting

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• I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.

  Lynndie England

  Odd, Really Weird, Whole

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in an embarrassed fashion, and never be the topic of party conversation.

  Lorrie Moore

  Fashion, Party, Shopping

  Lorrie Moore (2010). “The Collected Stories of Lorrie Moore”, p.604, Faber & Faber

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• If you say children wouldn't know anything about masturbation on their own, you've never changed a little boy's diaper.

  Joycelyn Elders

  Children, Boys, Littles

  "Dr. Joycelyn Elders is so fucking cool" by Kate Harding, feministing.com. June 03, 2007.

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• In masturbation there is nothing but loss. There is no reciprocity. There is merely the spending away of a certain force, and no return. The body remains, in a sense, a corpse, after the act of self-abuse. There is no change, only deadening. There is what we call dead loss. And this is not the case in any act of sexual intercourse between two people. Two people may destroy one another in sex. But they cannot just produce the null effect of masturbation.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Sex, Loss, Self

  D. H. Lawrence (2017). “Phoenix: the Posthumous Papers of D. H. Lawrence by D. H. Lawrence (Illustrated)”, p.177, Delphi Classics (Parts Edition) via PublishDrive

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• When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

  Tori Amos

  Thinking, Body, Stairs

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• I jerk off 'til I bust blood.

  Cam'ron

  Blood, Jerk

  Song: Confessions, Album: Confessions of Fire, 1998

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• Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.

  Li Na

  Writing

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• A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anaesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.

  John Harvey Kellogg

  Pain, Successful, Boys

  "Plain Facts for Old and Young". Book by John Harvey Kellogg, 1877.

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• Masturbation is great for the right arm

  Daron Malakian

  Arms

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• Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

  Ann Coulter

  Clinton

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• Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young people.

  Joycelyn Elders

  Sex, Crazy, People

  "Dr. Joycelyn Elders: Marijuana, Masturbation and Medicine". Interview with Laura Flanders, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 20, 2010.

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• Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.

  Clive Barker

  Book, Writing, Writing A Book

  FaceBook post by Clive Barker from Aug 04, 2013

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