Masturbation Quotes - Page 3

• Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

  Christopher Hampton

  Men, Thinking, Television

  1970 The Philanthropist.

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• I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.

  Betty Dodson

  Sex, Thinking, Views

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• I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords… But if you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food.

  Kate Hudson

  Boys, Thinking, Talking

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• You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

  Woody Allen

  Art, Wind, Two

  Stardust Memories (motion picture) (1980)

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• Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you masturbate with a partner.

  Slavoj Žižek

  Sex, Love Is, Partners

  HARDtalk Interview, BBC World Service, January 12, 2010.

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• Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

  Matt Groening

  Proud, Ashamed

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• ... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves often into mutual masturbation - practiced with another person of the same sex - and thence into total homosexuality.

  Spencer W. Kimball

  Sex, Done, Sin

  Spencer W. Kimball (1982). “The Teachings of Spencer W. Kimball, Twelfth President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints”

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• Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic; it is merely a form of emotional masturbation.

  Aldous Huxley

  Art, Emotional, Abuse

  Aldous Huxley (1937). “Ends and Means: An Inquiry Into the Nature of Ideals and Into the Methods Employed for Their Realization”, p.237, Transaction Publishers

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• I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

  Norman Mailer

  Thinking, Waste, Wasting Time

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• Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.

  Mart Crowley

  Sex, Looks, Wells

  Mart Crowley (2003). “The Band Plays: The Boys in the Band [and Its Sequel] The Men from the Boys”, p.10, Taylor & Francis

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• Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Thinking, Want, Sexuality

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• Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection.

  Frederick Lenz

  Reflection, Self, People

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• Wrap the turkey up
  In aluminum foil
  My brother likes to masturbate
  With baby oil.

  Adam Sandler

  Baby, Brother, Turkeys

  Song: The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler

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• Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic; it is merely a form of emotional masturbation. It is the rarest thing to find a player who has not had his character affected for the worse by the practice of his profession. Nobody can make a habit of self-exhibition, nobody can exploit his personality for the sake of exercising a kind of hypnotic power over others, and remain untouched by the process.

  Aldous Huxley

  Art, Character, Exercise

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• Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.

  Quentin Crisp

  Real, Emotional, Self

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• My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

  Roddy Piper

  Busy, Mary, My Friends

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• [On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

  Joycelyn Elders

  Thinking, Taught, Sexuality

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• And it’s not like I’ve never jacked off. I’m fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesn’t is lying. That would be like having the coolest video game ever and never playing it. No one’s that stupid.

  Michael Thomas Ford

  Lying, Stupid, Years

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• My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Sex, Teenager, Funny Relationship

  Chuck Palahniuk (2001). “Choke: A Novel”, Anchor Books

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• Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction.

  Brad Pitt

  Self, Improvement, Fight Club Book

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• Prostitution reinforces all the old dumb clichés about women's sexuality; that they are not built to enjoy sex and are little more than walking masturbation aids, things to be done to, things so sensually null and void that they have to be paid to indulge in fornication, that women can be had, bought, as often as not sold from one man to another. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women.

  Julie Burchill

  Sex, Betrayal, War

  "Damaged Gods: Cults and Heroes Reappraised". Book by Julie Burchill, 1986.

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• I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny Love, Sex, Making Love

  "Tallulah, Darling: A Biography of Tallulah Bankhead". Book by Denis Brian, June 1, 1980.

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• If a director says he doesn't care how many people see his films at all, I simply don't believe him. Otherwise why would he bother to make the film? The only explanation would be that it would be an act of masturbation. I think that every creator is looking for a receptor. He's looking for an audience. There are two parts of the equation: a creator and, necessarily, the receiver of the work. It's the same thing for a painter who wants his paintings to be seen.

  Michael Haneke

  Believe, Thinking, Two

  Interview with Sam Adams, www.avclub.com. December 30, 2009.

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• Stars today are just masturbation images.

  Robert Mitchum

  Stars, Today

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Drawing and masturbation were the first sacred experiences I remember.

  Carolee Schneemann

  Drawing, Experience, Sacred

  Carolee Schneemann (2003). “Imaging Her Erotics: Essays, Interviews, Projects”, p.131, MIT Press

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