Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Life is not a tour of gas stations.
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not doing a tour of gas stations.
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.
When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.
Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.
Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeless land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air.
I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.
I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend. The geography, the people, the smell, the touch, the taste, the gas stations. I'm madly in love with America.
He ran a gas station down in St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won't have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth.
I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.
There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content.
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.
Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.
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