Having Sex Quotes - Page 3

• Just always be extremely respectful, was something that was drilled into me, which I think probably prevented me from having sex for a good seven years longer than it should have.

  Seth Rogen

  Sex, Thinking, Should Have

  "Seth Rogen, Not Such A Loser In Real Life". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. January 2, 2009.

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• In early Judaism, the priesthood was maintained within various families and passed down from father to son, thus necessitating marriage. But this is the old covenant, and even within this model priests were required to abstain from having sex with their wives during the time they served in the Temple. Catholics believe that priests fulfill this Temple relationship ever day - the Mass and the Eucharist mean they are serving in the Temple every day of their ordained lives.

  Michael Coren

  Sex, Father, Believe

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• The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

  Jacob M. Appel

  Sex, Difficult, Persuading

  "The Biology of Luck". Book by Jacob Appel, 2013.

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• Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

  Charles Barkley

  Sex, Men, Cooking

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• Under no circumstances do I ever want to see any part of me having sex! I wouldn't want to see video tape, pictures, in the mirror, nothing.

  Moby

  Sex, Mirrors, Tape

  "'The Humility That Comes From Being Hated': Moby Interviewed". Interview with Stephen Dalton, thequietus.com. May 9, 2011.

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• My grandmother told me: "We all dated lots of different boys because no one was having sex or kissing. It was just going out for sodas and getting to know people. It didn't seem like there was a threat." I think now we have more ideas of people having premarital and unprotected sex.

  Zoe Kazan

  Sex, Grandmother, Kissing

  Source: www.broadwayworld.com

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• A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.

  Mark Hoppus

  Girl, Sex, Guy

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• This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock 'n roll, and if I may say so, I'm pretty good at it...Plus, being married and monogamous, it's the closest thing I can do to having sex without getting in trouble for it...The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

  Jon Bon Jovi

  Sex, Years, Rocks

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• Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Girlfriend, Sex

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• I think it's sort of disrespectful to the partner you're having sex with to talk about it.

  Gretchen Mol

  Sex, Thinking, Disrespectful

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• Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

  David Thorne

  Sex, Thinking, Rosie

  David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.116, Penguin

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• The things that stop you having sex with age are exactly the same as those that stop you riding a bicycle.

  Alex Comfort

  Sex, Age, Riding

  Alex Comfort (2003). “The Joy of Sex”, p.226, Simon and Schuster

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• The cultural ban on having sex with your friends is an inevitable offshoot of a societal belief that the only acceptable reason to have sex is to lead to a monogamous marriagelike relationship.

  Dossie Easton

  Sex, Belief, Reason

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• I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and men in general - may not be interested in men sexually.

  Mallory Ortberg

  Sex, Husband, Real

  "I Think She's in Love". "Dear Prudence" with Mallory Ortberg, www.slate.com. February 2, 2016.

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• I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

  Zach Braff

  Sexy, Men, Thinking

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• I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

  Tre Cool

  Sex, Bleeding, I Can

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• Whatever expectations I had for myself, none of them have come to pass. I grew up thinking I was going to be an actor, which I am. But I thought I'd be a very serious sort of Shakespearean guy going from town to town having sex with various Juliets all over the country.

  Michael Ian Black

  Country, Sex, Thinking

  "The Best-Laid Plans Of Michael Ian Black". Interview with Royal Young, www.interviewmagazine.com. February 27, 2012.

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• You have no idea, especially in green screen, what movie you're doing. You really don't. And then, you see the movie and you're like, "Oh, my god, I'm on a cliff right now! I'm having sex right now! I thought I was dancing."

  Josh Brolin

  Sex, Ideas, Dancing

  "Jessica Alba, Josh Brolin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Eva Green, Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller Talk SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. August 19, 2014.

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• You see me in my most virile moment when you see me doing what I do. When I am directing, a special energy comes upon me. ... It is only when I am doing my work that I feel truly alive. It is like having sex.

  Federico Fellini

  Sex, Special, Energy

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• ... men, accustomed to think of men as possessing sex attributes and other things besides, are accustomed to think of women as having sex, and nothing else.

  Mary Corinna Putnam Jacobi

  Sex, Men, Thinking

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• After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the exercise and they've got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more energy. Some people get energy from sex and some people lose energy from sex. I have found that it's too much work. But if you have the time for it, and if you need that exercise-then you should do it.

  Andy Warhol

  Sex, Exercise, People

  Andy Warhol (2014). “The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again”, p.110, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• One training device is the ergometer. I never owned one, never trained on one, and practically never used one. The few national team tests I took on ergs were dismal failures, which worked wonders to further my dislike of these beastly creatures. Boring. Tedious. Noisy. Ergs have greatly cheapened rowing. Graceless. Greasy. Grim. The erg is to rowing what having sex by yourself is to having sex. Stop it!

  Brad Alan Lewis

  Motivational, Sex, Team

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• By not having sex before marriage, you are insisting on your right to take these things seriously, when many around you do not seem to. By reserving a part of you for someone else, you are insisting on your right to keep something sacred.

  Wendy Shalit

  Sex, Before Marriage, Sacred

  Wendy Shalit (2000). “A Return to Modesty: Discovering the Lost Virtue”, p.212, Simon and Schuster

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• The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs.

  Philip Elmer-DeWitt

  Dog, Sex, People

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• Everyone else is either asleep or having sex.  I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello.

  Stephen Chbosky

  Sex, Television, Jello

  Stephen Chbosky (2012). “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”, p.94, Simon and Schuster

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