Tre Cool Quotes

• Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

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  Hurt, Hands, Feelings

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• The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

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  Beautiful, Nice, Rip

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• Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

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  Together, Life Is Like, Ingredients

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• I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

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  Matured

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• I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

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  Four, Drummer, Repeats

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• Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

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  Lucky, Wonderful, Right Now

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

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  Talking, Smell, People

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• I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

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  Running, Black, Belts

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• I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

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  Potatoes

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• Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

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  Art, Rocks, Punk

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• It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

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  Noses, Boogers, Picks

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• I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

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  Dad, Circles, Legs

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• I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

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  School, Successful, Boots

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• I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

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  I Love You, Missing You, Kids

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• I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

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  Crush, Homosexual

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• I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

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  Fire, Legs, Stage

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• I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

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  Mean, Appreciate, Childhood

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• I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.

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  People, Burglars

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• We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

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  Green, Want, Can Do

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• I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

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  Sex, Bleeding, I Can

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• I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

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  Rocks, Rock And Roll, Rock N Roll

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• I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

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  Beer, Littles, Different

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• I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr. said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself.

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  Running, Kings, Thinking

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• I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

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  Dog, People, Snow

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

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  Baby, Sleep, Blow

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