Boogers Quotes

• It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

  Tre Cool

  Noses, Picks

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• Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand.

  Biz Markie

  Hands, Social Taboos, Fingers

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• We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him.

  Biz Markie

  Basketball, Revenge, Balls

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• Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

  Robin Williams

  Science, Moon, Clouds

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• He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie.

  John Hiatt

  Education, Kids, Ties

  Song: The Night That Kenny Died, Album: Slug Line

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• Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers.

  Steven Tyler

  Noses, Aerosmith, Grindstone

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• I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

  Bill Watterson

  Use, Firsts, Hobbes

  Bill Watterson (1996). “The Calvin & Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book”

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• I always cast people with a sense of humor because people that are super serious don't understand when I ask them to eat a booger it's not necessarily about that. It's about something more. It's about inviting a little bit of absurdity into the process and humanity into the process. Making sure that no matter who we are and what sort of pedestal or glamorous lighting we're under, we're all eating boogers man.

  David Gordon Green

  Men, People, Humanity

  "SXSW Interview: Nicolas Cage, David Gordon Green, and Tye Sheridan for ‘Joe’". www.geekscape.net. April 10, 2014.

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• A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once." Ron picked up a green bean, looked at it carefully, and bit into a corner. "Bleaaargh - see? Sprouts.

  J. K. Rowling

  Mean, Chocolate, Ordinary

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• I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

  Johnny Depp

  Faces, Scared, Ifs

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• The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.

  William Joyce

  Book, Kids, Math

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• I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

  Charlie Sheen

  Years, Brain, Describe Myself

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• I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.

  Harry Redknapp

  Soccer, Football, Player

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• You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway."

  Tina Fey

  Mother, Transition, Noses

  "Tina Fey Reveals All (And Then Some) In 'Bossypants'". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. April 13, 2011.

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• When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands out head and shoulders above the rest of her booger-eating friends.

  Drew Magary

  Teacher, Children, Believe

  Drew Magary (2013). “Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood”, p.33, Penguin

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• When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look like the Rat Pack in 1962. I, myself made that kid Booger look like Remington Steele.

  Dennis Miller

  Revenge, Character, Kids

  Dennis Miller (2001). “I Rant, Therefore I Am”, p.126, Crown Forum

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• Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers!

  Faith Hunter

  Taken, Blood, Adults

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• And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.

  William Joyce

  Math, Way, Very Good

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• If I had a chance to do things over again, I might not start singing. It was my husband Doolittle's idea. He pushed me out there, the booger. And I'm out there now, so I might as well make the best of it.

  Loretta Lynn

  Husband, Ideas, Singing

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• Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Beautiful, Hair, Littles

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2012). “Infamous: Chronicles of Nick”, p.255, Macmillan

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• I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office.

  William Joyce

  Book, Office, Littles

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