My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.
What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
I quickly realized that more than any other vegetable, the potato evokes strong reactions in people. As the head of communications for the International Potato Centre in Peru put it, 'No one gets worked up over lettuce like they do the potato.'
Forget grammar and think about potatoes
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.
Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
They who derive their worth from their ancestors resemble potatoes, the most valuable part of which is underground.
Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg lettuce.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry
is like the potato. The best part is underground.
It is always wise to make too much potato salad. Even if you are cooking for two, make enough for five. Potato salad improves with age - that is, if you are lucky enough to have any left over.
Shakespeare is like mashed potatoes, you can never get enough of him.
A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to make one feel that it has never before been encountered in the kitchen.
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.
There is fuel in every bit of vegetable matter that can be fermented. There's enough alcohol in one year's yield of an acre of potatoes to drive the machinery necessary to cultivate the fields for a hundred years.
Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head.
The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes.
Men are not potatoes!
I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.
I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless.
The condition for a miracle is difficulty, however the condition for a great miracle is not difficulty, but impossibility.
My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.
Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato.
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