Al Yankovic Quotes - Page 6

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• I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

  Al Yankovic

  Stars, Mirrors, Rocks

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• If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

  Al Yankovic

  Kind, Motivated, Screenplays

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

  Al Yankovic

  Children, Book, Reading

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

  Al Yankovic

  Musical, Albums, Band

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• No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

  Al Yankovic

  Track, Car, Musical

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• You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

  Al Yankovic

  Block, Kids, Play

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• Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

  Al Yankovic

  Boys, Games, Nuclear

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• When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

  Al Yankovic

  Beautiful, Honesty, Everyday

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• Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

  Al Yankovic

  Revenge, Sight, Trying

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• He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

  Al Yankovic

  Revenge, Gay, Jocks

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• What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

  Al Yankovic

  Artist, Austin, Kind

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

  Al Yankovic

  Albums, Medley, Polka

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

  Al Yankovic

  Art, Media, Feet

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• I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

  Al Yankovic

  Team, Self Esteem, Hockey

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• I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

  Al Yankovic

  Rapper, Claims

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

  Al Yankovic

  Decision, Taste, Parody

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

  Al Yankovic

  Funny, Writing, Merit

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

  Al Yankovic

  Night, Reality, Dinner

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• I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

  Al Yankovic

  Space, Aliens, Kind

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• My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

  Al Yankovic

  Mean, Velvet, World

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• You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

  Al Yankovic

  Blue, Shoes, Trying

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• Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

  Al Yankovic

  Bottles, Records, Coke

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• Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

  Al Yankovic

  Lows, Chains, Food Chain

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• You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

  Al Yankovic

  Bagels, Faces, Pitchforks

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• It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

  Al Yankovic

  Self, Important, Done

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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