Chris Hardwick Quotes - Page 5

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• You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

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  Winning, Touch Someone, Beef

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• Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.

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  Growing Up, Effort, Nerd

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.

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  Hate, Humanity, Important

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

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  Latin, School, Going Away

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• It's so much easier to give advice than to take it.

  Chris Hardwick

  Giving, Advice, Easier

  "Chris Hardwick, the King of All Things Nerdist and Host of @Midnight, Drops 20Q Science". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.playboy.com. October 8, 2014.

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• Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.

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  Alcohol, Brain, Pouring

  Chris Hardwick (2011). “The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)”, p.84, Penguin

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• Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

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  Writing, Ideas, Laughing

  "Crafting a Joke: The Arc of an Act" by Chris Hardwick, www.wired.com. May 24, 2010.

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• What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night.

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  Night, Water, Age

  "Review: Roundup: The Exorcists" by Chris Hardwick, www.wired.com. April 20, 2009.

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• Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being in the demographic that we're programming for.

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  Nice, Luxury, People

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• I think because we're ourselves, we tend to think we're unique. 'I have problems that are just specific to me.' Then you connect with one of your parents and you realize, 'Oh yeah, we had all that stuff, too.' You're not that original. I mean, in a good way, because it makes you feel like you're connected and a part of the world and not an island.

  Chris Hardwick

  Mean, Unique, Thinking

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. March 7, 2013.

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• I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much as I love nerds and the nerd movement, the nerd-on-nerd violence is really bad. A lot of times, nerds are the meanest ones online. And also, the trolling can be very extensive because they're smart.

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  Smart, People, Nerd

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• Even before I had an assistant, my calendar was color-coded and I had all these different e-mail rules for how to prioritize e-mails, so I made it a point years ago to figure all that stuff out because my life was a mess.

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  Color, Years, Different

  Interview with Matt Goldberg, collider.com. August 8, 2013.

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• With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

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  Reality, Littles, Comedy

  Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. April 12, 2012.

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• I don't really read reviews and comments that much. There just isn't a lot to be gained from it.

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  Reviews, Comment

  Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. April 12, 2012.

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• When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.

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  Successful, Comedian, Fans

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• Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture.

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  Nerd, Culture, Bigs

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• The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

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  Creative, Survival, Movement

  "‘The Nerdist’s Chris Hardwick On Podcasts As 'Survival Mechanism' For Comics: TCA". deadline.com. January 5, 2013.

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• I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.

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  Thinking, Nerd, Movement

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• I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.

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  People, Television, Want

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• I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?

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  Shopping, Doe, Care

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• The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.

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  Creative, Movement, Consumers

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• Comment threads are the new therapy for people. They just go and post the worst things they can think of because they feel bad, and then other people start attacking them, and then they attack back.

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  Thinking, People, Attacking

  Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. April 12, 2012.

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• Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.

  Chris Hardwick

  Offended

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• One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you're performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away.

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  Stuff, Reason Why, Feedback

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm just gonna do a podcast because it's mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it.

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  Responsibility, Over It, Mines

  Source: www.avclub.com

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