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• Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.

  Anton Szandor LaVey

  Heaven, Strange, Eternity

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• How could you set yourself up as the most powerful institution on earth? You first find out what every man feels at least once a day, establish that as a sin, and set yourself up as the only institution capable of pardoning that sin.

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  Powerful, Men, Earth

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• A Satanist practices the motto, "If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other!" Let no wrong go unredressed.

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  Men, Practice, Motto

  "The Satanic Bible". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1969.

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• Satanism demands study, not worship!

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  Demand, Study, Worship

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• Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

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  Sense Of Humor, Pretentious, Magician

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• Those who spell Magic with a K aren't.

  Anton Szandor LaVey

  Magic, Spells

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• Man prides himself on being the only animal who can modify his nature, yet when he chooses to do so he is called a phony.

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  Pride, Animal, Men

  Anton Szandor LaVey (2000). “The Devil's Notebook”, p.143, Feral House

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• Magic is never totally scientifically explainable, but science has always been, at one time or another, considered magic.

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  Magic, One Time

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• My parents were lenient. My mother believed God was another word for nature. I took up Satanism not out of desperation, but out of logic. I rebelled, not but because of a religious or repressive childhood. I wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.

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  Mother, Religious, Childhood

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• To the Maker the archetype, the self-sustainer, human interaction is usually a waste of the most precious thing in his vital existance: time.

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  Self, Waste, Precious Things

  Anton Szandor LaVey (2000). “The Devil's Notebook”, p.140, Feral House

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• The other exception to the rule regards dealings with masochists. A masochist derives pleasure from being hurt; so denying the masochist his pleasure through-pain hurts him just as much as actual physical pain hurts the non masochist. The story of the truly cruel sadist illustrates this point: The masochist says to the sadist, "beat me." To which the merciless sadist replies, "NO!" If a person wants to be hurt and enjoys suffering, then there is no reason not to indulge him in his wont.

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  Hurt, Pain, Exception To The Rule

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• Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.

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  Baby, Sorry, Mistake

  "The Nine Satanic Sins". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1987.

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• Whatever alleged 'truth' is proven by results to be but an empty fiction, let it be unceremoniously flung into the outer darkness, among the dead gods, dead empires, dead philosophies, and other useless lumber and wreckage!

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  Philosophy, Darkness, Fiction

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• In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!

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  Strong, Voice, East

  "The Satanic Bible". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1969.

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• I like raunchiness, not like in a biker-chick sort of a way, but like the girl can't help it. Little bruises, a few hairs out of place, a little stain here and there.

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  Girl, Hair, Here And There

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• No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me; no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!

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  Dogma, Stifling, Pens

  "The Satanic Bible". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1969.

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• The Satanist realizes that man, and the action and reaction of the universe, is responsible for everything, and doesn't mislead himself into thinking that someone cares.

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  Men, Thinking, Care

  "The Satanic Bible". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1969.

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• A friend of mine who was a founding father of the Church of Satan, who later I compared notes with, said when he was a kid, he too managed to get into Sallys Nude Ranch, and in the corral he saw his Sunday school teacher!!! That was a real epiphany for him. From that moment on he was a Satanist.

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  Teacher, Father, Real

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• I thought, acted, and thereupon found myself removed.

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  Found

  Anton Szandor LaVey (2000). “The Devil's Notebook”, p.10, Feral House

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• Self-deceit—It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!

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  Fun, Self, Play

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• I don't drink much anymore, because it's supposedly not good for me. I still have gallons of it around though. I smell the cork and do a lot of wishing.

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  Smell, Wish, Drink

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• Unfortunately for a multitude of occultists, humor is a rare ingredient in their lives. In fact it is their very lack of humor that has impelled them into the arcane and esoteric.

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  Esoteric, Ingredients, Facts

  Anton Szandor LaVey (2000). “The Devil's Notebook”, p.48, Feral House

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• The devils of past religions have always, at least in part, had animal characteristics, evidence of man's constant need to deny that he too is an animal, for to do so would serve a mighty blow to his impoverished ego.

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  Animal, Blow, Past

  "The Satanic Bible". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1969.

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• We are so inculcated with guilt that we think that weakness is a sin or that it is some crime against nature to be submissive.

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  Thinking, Guilt, Weakness

  "The Satanic Bible". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1969.

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• Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became.

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  Sitting, Movement, Toilets

  Anton Szandor LaVey (2000). “The Devil's Notebook”, p.57, Feral House

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