Greg Behrendt Quotes - Page 5

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• Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?

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  Real, Gay, Weekend

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• Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

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  Long, Notes, Faster

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• I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

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  Book, Dating, Comedian

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• Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself

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  Validation, Trying, Looks

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.79, Harmony

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• Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

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  Jobs, Comedian, Looks

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• I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

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  Ideas, People, Laughing

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• Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

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  Break Up, Breakup, Opportunity

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• I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

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  Eggs, Cadbury

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• People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

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  Hate, People, Admire

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• Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

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  Rocks, Worship Music, People

  "The Storytelling Surf Guitarist: Greg Behrendt on His Next Act". Interview with Karen Geier, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 21, 2013.

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• Good enough to tweet, not to say.

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  Enough, Good Enough, Tweet

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• For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

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  Change, Breakup, Mess

  "You will survive: How to turn a breakup into a 'breakover'". Interview with Pamela Sitt, www.seattletimes.com. October 23, 2005.

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• It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

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  Dream, Childhood, Lasts

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• Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

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  Cheater

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.68, Simon and Schuster

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• A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

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  Men, Fire, Elephants

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• ...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

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  Live Your Life, Gave Up, Persons

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.251, Harmony

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• If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

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  Father, Cat, Thinking

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• I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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  Being Yourself, Want, I Want You

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• I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

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  Attitude, Halloween, Kids

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• I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

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  Television, Next, Remember

  Interview with Guy MacPherson, www.guymacpherson.ca. November 6, 2007.

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• Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

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  Wish, Wish You, I Wish You Would

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• The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

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  Pain, Bad Relationship, Confusion

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• If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.

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  Want, Ifs

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.11, Simon and Schuster

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• Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

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  Sex, Mean, Feelings

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.64, Simon and Schuster

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• How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

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  Believe, Thinking, White

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