Jeff Kinney Quotes

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• ... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

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  Nice, People, Matter

  Jeff Kinney (2013). “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck”, p.88, Abrams

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• Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

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  Choices, Who We Are, Our Choices

  Jeff Kinney (2012). “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”, p.189, Abrams

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• I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

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  Writing, Thinking, Childhood

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• You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

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  Dedication, Expectations

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• I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

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  Summer, Morning, School

  Jeff Kinney (2012). “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid”, p.17, Penguin UK

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• I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

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  Children, Book, Writing

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• Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

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  Jealous, Aunt, Looks

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• I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

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  Nuggets, Chicken Nuggets, Chickens

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• See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

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  Kids, Next Day, One Day

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• Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

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  Thinking, People, Way

  Jeff Kinney (2012). “Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid book 2)”, p.228, Penguin UK

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• So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

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  Bed, Underwear, Needs

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• I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

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  Girl, Guy, Needs

  Jeff Kinney (2012). “The Third Wheel (Diary of a Wimpy Kid book 7)”, p.116, Penguin UK

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• The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

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  Weekend, Bed, Taste

  Jeff Kinney (2012). “Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid #1)”, p.23, Abrams

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• You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

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  Fall, Blow, Nerd

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• Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

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  Girl, Class, Guy

  Jeff Kinney (2012). “The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid book 3)”, p.50, Penguin UK

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• Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

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  School, People, Bully

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• I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

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  Thinking, Diaries

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• Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

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  Stupid, Monkeys

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• hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

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  Cute, Hot, Looks

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• But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

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  People, Appreciate, Trying

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• I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

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  Book, Thinking, Looks

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• The best person I know is Myself.

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  Best Person, Persons, Knows

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• hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

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  Book, Guy, Trying

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• I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

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  Vacation, People, Persons

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• Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

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  Mom, Smart, Kids

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