People aren't rational. We're not thinking machines, we're - we're feeling machines that happen to think.
Science is so powerful that it drags us kicking and screaming towards the truth despite our best efforts to avoid it.
This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: You hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the speech from the screams.
The most altruistic and sustainable philosophies fail before the brute brain stem imperative of self-interest.
If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its metaphorical little heart.
There's no such things as survival of the fittest. Survival of the most adequate, maybe. It doesn't matter whether a solution's optimal. All that matters is whether it beats the alternative.
I am the bridge between the bleeding edge and the dead center. I stand between the Wizard of Oz and the man behind the curtain. I am the curtain.
Brains are survival engines, not truth detectors.
I really wanted to talk to her. I just couldn't find an algorithm that fit.
Stars, everywhere. So many stars that I could not for the life me understand how the sky could contain them all yet be so black.
Every concert pianist knows that the surest way to ruin a performance is to be aware of what the fingers are doing. Every dancer and acrobat knows enough to let the mind go, let the body run itself. Every driver of a manual vehicle arrives at destinations with no recollection of the stops and turns and roads traveled in getting there. You are all sleepwalkers, whether climbing creative peaks or slogging through some mundane routine for the thousandth time. You are all sleepwalkers.
What's the difference between being dead, and just not knowing you're alive?
Not even the most heavily-armed police state can exert brute force to all of its citizens all of the time. Meme management is so much subtler; the rose-tinted refraction of perceived reality, the contagious fear of threatening alternatives.
How do you say 'We come in peace' when the very words are an act of war?
Perfect hexagonal tubes in a packed array. Bees are hard-wired to lay them down, but how does an insect know enough geometry to lay down a precise hexagon? It doesn't. It's programmed to chew up wax and spit it out while turning on its axis, and that generates a circle. Put a bunch of bees on the same surface, chewing side-by-side, and the circles abut against each other - deform each other into hexagons, which just happen to be more efficient for close packing anyway.
It’s not in the nature of the lamb to mourn the lion.
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert
You are. I'm just fatalistically cheerful. We all come into the story halfway through, we all catch up as best we can, and we're all gonna die before it ends.
Computers bootstrap their own offspring, grow so wise and incomprehensible that their communiqués assume the hallmarks of dementia: unfocused and irrelevant to the barely-intelligent creatures left behind. And when your surpassing creations find the answers you asked for, you can't understand their analysis and you can't verify their answers. You have to take their word on faith.
But pattern-matching doesn't equal comprehension.
But when the flash flood crosses your path, when the lion leaps at you from the grasses, advanced self-awareness is an unaffordable indulgence. The brain stem does its best.
What's the survival value of obsessing on a sunset?
We are not thinking machines.
Property damage is so much easier to live with than murder.
Radar is too long in the tooth for fine detail.
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