Heather Brewer Quotes

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It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.

Heather Brewer

Missing, Sometimes, Wonder

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.130, Penguin

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If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

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Trying, Garlic, Tough

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The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.

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Heartbreak, Pain, Betrayal

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Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.

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Bullying, Forever, Poison

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Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

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Home, Thinking, Sometimes

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.46, Penguin

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People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.

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People, Harm

Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”

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Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

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Teacher, Evil, Friendly

Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”

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If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

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Two, Vampire, Garlic

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.140, Penguin

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Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

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Heart, Shoes, Legs

Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”

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Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

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Morning, Sunshine, Vampire

Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”

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Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

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Girl, Young Friends, People

Heather Brewer (2011). “First Kill”, p.60, Penguin

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Live and everyone would die. Die and everyone would live. It seemed like such a simple choice. But nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

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Simple, Choices, Dies

Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin

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The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

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Friendly, Monsters, World

Heather Brewer (2013). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.82, Penguin

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Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

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Girl, Mom, Talking

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.10, Penguin

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Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

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Chocolate, Negative, Cookies

Heather Brewer (2010). “Eleventh Grade Burns #4: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.155, Penguin

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this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod

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Reading, Years, Best Year

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A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are

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Doe, Labels, Persons

Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin

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Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.

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Two, Together, Twenties

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Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

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Vampire, Irony

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.146, Penguin

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Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.

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Vampire

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.24, Penguin

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Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.

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Time, My Favorite

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.9, Penguin

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A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

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Kids, Advice, May

Heather Brewer (2011). “First Kill”, p.154, Penguin

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I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

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Tired, Race, Reign

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.15, Penguin

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Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.

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Crush, Girl, Trying

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.125, Penguin

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Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

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Teacher, Ideas, Afar

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.33, Penguin

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