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• Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.

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  Kevin Hearne (2012). “The Iron Druid Chronicles Starter Pack 3-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered”, p.204, Del Rey

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• That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

  Kevin Hearne

  Jealous, Beer, Paradise

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three”, p.51, Del Rey

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• Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning

  Kevin Hearne

  Blonde, Lightning, Tall

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Two”, p.112, Del Rey

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• That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They’re usually attached to Chihuahuas.

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  Running, Dog, Mean

  Kevin Hearne (2012). “Tricked: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Four”, p.72, Del Rey

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• I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship.

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  Hero, Inspire, Vampire

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three”, p.93, Del Rey

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• Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.

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  Sweet, Honey, Sweet Honey

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.355, Del Rey

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• Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete!

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  Mother, Wells, Courses

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Two”, p.68, Del Rey

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• Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked. Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.” “And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added. “Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.

  Kevin Hearne

  Laughing, Tone, Fit

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three”, p.150, Del Rey

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• You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

  Kevin Hearne

  Dog, Eric, Sometimes

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.246, Del Rey

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• She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

  Kevin Hearne

  Bores, Suspects, Fangirl

  Kevin Hearne (2012). “Trapped: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Five”, p.42, Del Rey

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• Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a long, long time. I refrained from telling her that the modern expression would be "he had a cow", because I liked the original better. "Yes, the kine he nearly shat would have fed several clans.

  Kevin Hearne

  Expression, Hands, Long

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.50, Del Rey

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• But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards.

  Kevin Hearne

  Guilt, Ferrets, Necks

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.1055, Del Rey

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• On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan

  Kevin Hearne

  Awards, Freddy Krueger, Hello

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• She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

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  Embarrassment, Ecstasy, Five

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.415, Del Rey

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• What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.

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  Scary, Kinky, Knows

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hounded (with two bonus short stories): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book One”, p.274, Del Rey

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• She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.

  Kevin Hearne

  Thinking, Honor, Unexpected

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.501, Del Rey

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• Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.

  Kevin Hearne

  Bears, Teddy Bear, Whole

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.56, Del Rey

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• Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.

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  Names, Fleas, Holy

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• Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.

  Kevin Hearne

  Leader, Juice, Achieve

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• Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.

  Kevin Hearne

  Dark, July, Creative

  Kevin Hearne (2012). “Trapped: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Five”, p.162, Del Rey

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• Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.

  Kevin Hearne

  Journey, Coyotes, Said

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Two”, p.75, Del Rey

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• Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

  Kevin Hearne

  Ghouls, Lawyer, Ass

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.121, Del Rey

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• The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon

  Kevin Hearne

  Demand, Royal, Steps

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• Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.

  Kevin Hearne

  Moving, Good Friend, Soul

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.104, Del Rey

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• Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish.

  Kevin Hearne

  Needs, Wow, Sun

  Kevin Hearne (2011). “Hounded (with two bonus short stories): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book One”, p.233, Del Rey

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