Rob Delaney Quotes - Page 2

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• In the ambiguity and shifting playing field of adult life, I often wish I could just fill in a dot and have someone say “Yes” and hand me a chicken leg, or “No” and slap me with an old fish.

  Rob Delaney

  Hands, Wish, Fields

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• I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

  Rob Delaney

  Laughing, People, Parent

  Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. June 1, 2012.

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• I hate wearing suits and ties.

  Rob Delaney

  Hate, Ties, Suits

  Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. June 1, 2012.

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• I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

  Rob Delaney

  Wife, My Wife, Fascinated

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• With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.

  Rob Delaney

  People, Laughing, Want

  "Rob Delaney: 'Twitter has rocketed me to a whole new level of standup'". Interview With Hadley Freeman, www.theguardian.com. September 17, 2012.

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• In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

  Rob Delaney

  School, Guy, Lame

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• Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

  Rob Delaney

  Clever, Talking, Years

  Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. June 1, 2012.

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• Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

  Rob Delaney

  Mean, Want, Pay

  "Rob Delaney Talks New Online Special, Clint Eastwood’s RNC Speech & Being Mitt Romney’s Nemesis". Interview with Katla McGlynn, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 4, 2012.

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• Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

  Rob Delaney

  Jobs, Lying, Politician

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• I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.

  Rob Delaney

  Interesting, Comedian, The End Of The Day

  "Rob Delaney Talks New Online Special, Clint Eastwood’s RNC Speech & Being Mitt Romney’s Nemesis". Interview with Katla McGlynn, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 09, 2012.

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• It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

  Rob Delaney

  Media, People, Trying

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• My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.

  Rob Delaney

  Reality, Rooted

  Interview with Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. June 1, 2012.

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• On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

  Rob Delaney

  Laughing, Want, Cost

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• In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

  Rob Delaney

  Real, Real Life, Boring

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• People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.

  Rob Delaney

  Sex, Pain, Rights

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• Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

  Rob Delaney

  Elderly, People, Littles

  Source: www.comedy.co.uk

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• People say that the largest sexual organ is the brain, and I think the fact that they definitely amuse each other is probably the strongest glue in that relationship.

  Rob Delaney

  Thinking, People, Brain

  Source: www.comedy.co.uk

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