And once by God, I was a Marine!
One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet.
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.
I know my career is going badly because I'm being quoted correctly.
As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.
I only make movies to finance my fishing.
If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.
Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses.
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