Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.
Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.
Life is like sailing. You can use any wind to go in any direction.
Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.
As important as shared memories is the silent agreement that certain things never happened.
Never use the passing years as an excuse for old age.
Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something.
I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
The trick to getting things done is to list things to do in doable order.
You never get people's fuller attention than when you're listening to them.
Things happen in everyday life that make you consider living your life just every other day.
If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.
If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.
It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any called strikes.
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.
It is sad when two people turn from the paths they’re traveling, and their paths go on to cross without them.
If you listed all the reasons for your faith, and all the things that make you cry, it would be essentially the same list.
Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.
An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness.
Grammar is not a set of arbitrary rules; it is a compact between people who wish to understand each other.
You can awaken each day to obligations you never chose — or you can decide now to choose them.
Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."
Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.
God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.
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