Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...
Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?
It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.
Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.
Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.
Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.
It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get them interested. Wake them up and let them know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.
I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.
I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) because I think it's the only song I knew the words to.
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural.
I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.
You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor.
My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.
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