There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.
People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a top athlete.
I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do.
But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter.
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.
Oh East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet.
If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!
If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to 1965. All of sudden they were handing out major label recording contracts like they were coming in Cracker Jack boxes.
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a day. Now if I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time out to eat some crackers
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.
At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.
My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of this wine and crackers, want some?'
Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers.
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
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