Animal Crackers Quotes

• Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Art

  "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

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• You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

  Groucho Marx

  Beautiful, Inspiration, Beautiful Women

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• One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Good Morning, Witty

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• Oh East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet.

  Rudyard Kipling

  Misunderstood, East, Orientalism

  "The Ballad of East and West" st. 1 (1892)

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• We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Girl, Crazy

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• Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

  Groucho Marx

  Country, Crackers

  Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

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• Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

  Groucho Marx

  Art, Hands, Water

  "Fictional character:". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

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• Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

  Morrie Ryskind

  Men, Feet, Romance

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• Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

  Groucho Marx

  Hello, Glad

  "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

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• The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'.

  Morrie Ryskind

  Running, Spring, Drinking

  "Fictional character: Captain Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", 1930.

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• I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Animal

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• Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what I please, I think I shall always insist upon these.

  Christopher Morley

  Food, Animal, Thinking

  Christopher Morley (2007). “Chimneysmoke”, p.52, Wildside Press LLC

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• Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Animal crackers in my soup Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop Gosh oh gee but I have fun Swallowing animals one by one In every bowl of soup I see Lions and Tigers watching me I make 'em jump right through a hoop Those animal crackers in my soup When I get hold of the big bad wolf I just push him under to drown Then I bite him in a million bits And I gobble him right down When their inside me where it's dark I walk around like Noah's ark I stuff my tummy like a goop With animal crackers in my soup.

  Shirley Temple

  Fun, Dark, Animal

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• Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

  Sharyn McCrumb

  Animal, Rabbits, Crackers

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• I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

  Lily Tomlin

  Animal, Crackers, Boxes

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