When I'm depressed, I definitely comfort eat, but I also eat when I'm happy. The only time I don't eat is if I am terribly nervous.
TV feels quite constipated, and the thing I find particularly difficult is the branding of the channels where it's not 'Is it a good script?' but 'Is it a BBC2 script?'
I never ever Google myself. That way madness lies.
I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.
Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.
When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.
If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.
Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.
I dont have the self-discipline for diets; I break rules I set for myself, so I try and eat more healthily, juice more, and avoid sugar.
A lot of things in 'Parents' I find very truthful.
When I got pregnant with my first child I gained nearly 5st. I did a bit of pretending: "I'm just really small, so I just put on a lot of weight when I'm pregnant." That is true, but I also ate a lot of cake.
A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.
I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.
I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.
I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours.
The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.
I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.
I'm sorry to say I'm very lizard-like. My skin is dry, so covering my face in greasy antioxidants is a better alternative.
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
I tell people that I'm a Christian, but I don't think it's giving an insight into who I am or what I'm about.
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
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