I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.
Bad impulse buys make you feel grim, don't they? It's like having consumer Tourette's. I gravitate towards austere foreign-language film DVDs when insecure.
If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.
When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.
Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.
When I got pregnant with my first child I gained nearly 5st. I did a bit of pretending: "I'm just really small, so I just put on a lot of weight when I'm pregnant." That is true, but I also ate a lot of cake.
A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.
Middle-aged women on telly is a bit of a hot topic - before, we were 27 to 37, and now we're 40 to 50. You do notice as you get older... you go past 35, and suddenly you're playing baddies.
I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.
I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours.
The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
My first film crush was Mark Lester as Oliver Twist in the Carol Reed film.
I don't get star-struck at all.
I tell people that I'm a Christian, but I don't think it's giving an insight into who I am or what I'm about.
Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.
I dont have the self-discipline for diets; I break rules I set for myself, so I try and eat more healthily, juice more, and avoid sugar.
A lot of things in 'Parents' I find very truthful.
I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.
I'm sorry to say I'm very lizard-like. My skin is dry, so covering my face in greasy antioxidants is a better alternative.
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.
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