Adam Carolla Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Two

• That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Philosophical, Humor

• If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Ideas

• I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Differences

• I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

  Adam Carolla

  Art, Reality, Thinking

• In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

  Adam Carolla

  Nice, Dirty, Naughty

  Interview with Ariel Adams, www.askmen.com. November 3, 2010.

• Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Naps

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

  Adam Carolla

  Sports, Dream, Writing

  "‘How Dare You!’: Q&A with Adam Carolla". Interview with Joshua Kors, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 9, 2010.

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