Hal Roach Quotes

• My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

  Hal Roach

  Wife, Married, Hell

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• The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.

  Hal Roach

  Funny, Travel, Numbers

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• You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.

  Hal Roach

  Summer, Rain, Ireland And The Irish

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• Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.

  Hal Roach

  Funny, Animal, Intelligent

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