Jeremy Clarkson Quotes - Page 2

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• I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Sorry, Sleep, Bed

  Jeremy Clarkson (2009). “Driven to Distraction”, p.102, Penguin UK

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• We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Oil, Car, Jogging

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Car, Ferrari, Tonight

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• Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Men, Differences, Feminist

  "Jeremy Clarkson: TV obsessed with hiring 'black Muslim lesbians" by Steve Busfield, www.theguardian.com. October 9, 2009.

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• Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Yawning, Doe, Canada

  Jeremy Clarkson (2010). “How Hard Can It Be?: The World According to Clarkson”, p.215, Penguin UK

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• You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Girl, Zoos, Animal

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• There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!

  Jeremy Clarkson

  South, Built, South Africa

  "Top Gear", Episode #4.6. Comedy, Talk-Show, June 13, 2004.

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• If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Bmw, House, Leaving

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• [on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Morning, Mean, Thinking

  "Top Gear (Episode #4.10)". TV Series, August 1, 2004.

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• Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Insomnia, Suffering, Looks

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• All this health and safety talk is just killing me.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Safety, Healthy, Killing

  Jeremy Clarkson (2004). “The world according to Clarkson”

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• God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  World, May, Six

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• I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Believe, Animal, Top Gear

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• Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Zoos, Animal, Years

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• If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Way, Backwards, Gates

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• If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Stupid, Holiday, Thinking

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• I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Reading, Mirrors, Car

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• Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Bison, Ends

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• I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Alfa Romeo

  Source: www.cbc.ca

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• You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Remember, Boat, Knows

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• The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have declared war on another democracy - England versus Finland in the second world war, in case you're interested - and we're always at the front of the queue when Johnny Foreigner gets a bit uppity. Who stood up to the Kaiser? Who stood up to Adolf? And let's not forget the Argies. What other country would have sent its fleet halfway round the world and lost 250 men to protect a flock of sheep and some oil that might or might not be there? We're still at it.

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  Country, War, Men

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• Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Education, Fear, Men

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• When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed it. It's a bit Byron, a bit Don Juan DeMarco and other things that I aspire to be.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Cutting, Hair, Looks

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• I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Nice, Blow, Waiting

  "Jeremy Clarkson suspended by BBC over 'fracas' with Top Gear producer" by Jane Martinson, www.theguardian.com. March 11, 2015.

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• I'm a horse of a man!

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Horse, Men

  "Top Gear". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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