Stephen Colbert Quotes About Waiting

Quotes about: Waiting

• If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

  Stephen Colbert

  Stupid, Self, Waiting

  Twitter post from Jun 27, 2012

• Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. That’s right, “waste.” I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!

  Stephen Colbert

  Mean, Thinking, Waiting

• Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

  Stephen Colbert

  Patriotic, Exercise, Long

  Twitter post from Nov 06, 2012

• Now you'll have to wait for hours in line for medical care instead of immediately not getting any.

  Stephen Colbert

  Waiting, Care, Lines

  "The Situation Room", www.cnn.com. November 8, 2012.

• Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

  Stephen Colbert

  Jobs, Cutting, Years

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