Eamon Dunphy Quotes

• Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Soccer, Football, Nice

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• They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Dresses, Finals

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• Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Soccer, Football, Media

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• You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Needs, Poverty, Produce

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• He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Bills, Clown

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• Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Feet, Three

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• Found out. A nothing player.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Player, Found

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• If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Player, Night

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• I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Baby, Memorable, Years

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• They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Intelligent, Winning

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• Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Soccer, Football, Clubs

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• Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Mother, Memorable, Men

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• Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Football, Memorable, Games

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• Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Combination, Unbeatable, Ability

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• He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Football, Memorable, World

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• I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Division, Thirds

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• That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Sex, Memorable, Men

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• Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Player, Bottles

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• We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Mourinho

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• Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Wimbledon, Wells

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• That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Player, Arses

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• Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Bottles, Coke

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