Arses Quotes

• You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

  Rowan Atkinson

  Funny, Sarcastic, Men

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• A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.

  e. e. cummings

  Men, Political, Politics

  1 ? 1 no. 10, l. 1 (1944)

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• People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about.

  Steve Marriott

  Ideas, Feet, Rocks

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• I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.

  Harold Pinter

  Pain, Cancer, Literature

  Interview with Ramona Koval, www.abc.net.au. September 14, 2002.

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• I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

  Liam Gallagher

  People, Giving, Energy

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• 'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes.

  James McAvoy

  Teenage, Fire, Sick

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• Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help - they don't feel like they are being listened to.

  Jamie Oliver

  Pain, Class, People

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts now and again like pimples on an angel's arse?

  John Barth

  Heart, Angel, Men

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• I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitively, and something goes on in their thoughts which must be equivalent to the way dogs and other animals, when they meet, sniff each other's arses and nuzzle each other's fur.

  Graham Swift

  Dog, Animal, People

  Graham Swift (2012). “Shuttlecock”, p.23, Pan Macmillan

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• If, however, you have richer pursuits in mind and know that no woman should be judged by how she looks - that everything she brings to the party is more important than the size of her arse - then refuse to be sucked into the never ending whirligig of self-doubting, self-hating madness that is stop-start dieting and crazy new exercise regimes.

  Arabella Weir

  Hate, Crazy, Party

  "Try it - don't diet" by Arabella Weir, www.theguardian.com. December 31, 2010.

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• You know that scene at the beginning (of 'Pirate Radio') where I take The Count a cup of tea in the studio, and he shakes my hand, gives me a hug, and slaps me on the arse? That's genuinely the first time Tom Sturridge met Philip Seymour Hoffman. Literally, I'd hadn't seen him or exchanged words with him before. Richard just called me on set and said, 'Take him a cup of tea.' So that's what I did. And the smile of delight as he slaps me on the arse is purely mine.

  Tom Sturridge

  Hands, Giving, Pirate

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• I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

  Robert Muchamore

  Cards, Business Card

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• Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows it. The New World Order has a dying empire odor and changing the channel ain't going to make this go away.

  Jello Biafra

  Order, America, Going Away

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• Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

  Stewart Francis

  West, Kim, Enough

  "Darren Walsh beats 12-year-old girl to win best joke of Edinburgh fringe" by Ben Beaumont-Thomas, www.theguardian.com. August 24, 2015.

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• People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

  Billy Connolly

  People, Rooms, Tvs

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• I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Couple, Blow, Years

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• I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

  Karl Pilkington

  Fart, Humans, Cheeks

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• The shrill voices of those who give orders Are full of fear like the squeakings of Piglets awaiting the butcher's knife, as their fat arses Sweat with anxiety in their office chairs.... Fear rules not only those who are ruled, but The rulers too.

  Bertolt Brecht

  Order, Knives, Sweat

  Bertolt Brecht, Ralph Manheim (1987). “Poems, 1913-1956”, p.297, Taylor & Francis

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• All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

  Markus Zusak

  Smart, Ask Me, My Friends

  Markus Zusak (2007). “I Am the Messenger”, p.7, Knopf Books for Young Readers

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• If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

  Lily Allen

  Has Beens, If I Could, Screens

  "Lily Allen. Sheezus" by Lindsay Zoladz, pitchfork.com. May 8, 2014.

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• Dance music was on its arse before we came along.

  Sergio Pizzorno

  Music, Dance Music

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• I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

  Billy Connolly

  Years, Laughing, Posers

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• When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important as their body. And obviously, I like tits and arse, because I just do. I like the sex of taking photographs.

  Rankin

  Sex, Important, Trying

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• Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

  Benedict Cumberbatch

  Bigs

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• You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

  Noel Fielding

  Fingers, Stuck

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