Noel Fielding Quotes

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• People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

  Noel Fielding

  People, Mad, Imagination

  "Noel Fielding: 'Oh God, I've got a Peter Pan complex, haven't I?'". Interview With Rhik Samadder, www.theguardian.com. July 26, 2014.

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• It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

  Noel Fielding

  Unhappy, Ponchos, Impossible

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• Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

  Noel Fielding

  Depressing, Reality, World

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• I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was always my saving grace…Comedy didn’t come until much later for me. I’ve always tried to combine the two things, art and comedy, and couldn’t make a choice between the two. It was always my ambition to make comedy with an art-school slant, and art that could be funny instead of po-faced.

  Noel Fielding

  Art, Ambition, School

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• All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

  Noel Fielding

  Dog, Cat, Parks

  "The Weird World of Noel Fielding". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 2, 2016.

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• Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Ponchos

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• When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow, but he's been totally behind me, forking out money he didn't really have to send me to university. Every other comedian I've met had to fight their parents to be allowed to do this but mine have been brilliant.

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  Jobs, Dad, Fighting

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• You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

  Noel Fielding

  Eggs, Black, Bananas

  "The Mighty Boosh". www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2007.

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• When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

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  Funny, Kids, Humor

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• I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.

  Noel Fielding

  Running, Fun, Circles

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• Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

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  Funny, Humor, Trying

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• I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

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  Funny, Morning, Humor

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• There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

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  Funny, Hate, Humor

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

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  Mean, Way, Tiny

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• Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

  Noel Fielding

  People, Stage

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.

  Noel Fielding

  Crowds, Audience, Materials

  "The Weird World of Noel Fielding". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 2, 2016.

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• You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

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  Arses, Fingers, Stuck

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• When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

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  Funny, Humor, Knives

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

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  Funny, Humor, Boys

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• Things are different in the fantasy world
  Towels are different in the fantasy world
  Shows are different in the fantasy world
  Dancing's different in the fantasy world
  Unicorns No, they're the same
  Everything's different in the fantasy world

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  Dancing, World, Towels

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• I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

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  Funny, Humor, Flying

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• The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

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  Funny, School, Humor

  "Fictional character: Vince Noir". "The Mighty Boosh", www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2007.

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• My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.

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  Uncles, Dad, Mum

  "The Weird World of Noel Fielding". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 2, 2016.

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• We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Needs

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