Arses Quotes - Page 3

• As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

  George Galloway

  Two, Blair, Brown

  "Rescuing something labour from the wreckage", The Guardian, May 9, 2006.

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• The other man's arse is always cleaner!

  Stephen Fry

  Men, Cleaners

  "Fry's puckish delight" by Phil Hogan, www.theguardian.com. January 27, 2001.

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• Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.

  Hal Duncan

  Destiny, Sometimes, Coming Back

  Hal Duncan (2014). “Scruffians!: Stories of Better Sodomites”, p.102, Lethe Press

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• I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.

  Christine McVie

  Pain, Stupid, Use

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• The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes to save yours-black or white, you're ready to give it a big fat kiss.

  Wilbur Smith

  Kissing, Men, Color

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• If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Song, Wall

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• I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

  Anthony Foley

  Trying, Remember, Praise

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• Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse

  Dean Cavanagh

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• But big people’s illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if the world was coming to an end.

  Khushwant Singh

  Simple, People, Sound

  Khushwant Singh (1990). “Delhi”, p.129, Penguin Books India

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• I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.

  Keith Miller

  Pressure, Cricket, Playing Cricket

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• I'd like to think that I'd helped people all over the world to question the things they otherwise would have accepted as the truth. I'd also like to think that I'd charmed them a bit with my lovely vocal stylings and the baring of my lovely arse.

  Marilyn Manson

  Thinking, People, Lovely

  "Manson Gets Paranoid". "Kerrang!" Interview with Ian Winwood, March 23, 2002.

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• One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.

  Nick Hornby

  One Day, Able, Next

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• The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

  Tony Abbott

  Sells

  "Abbott rejects sell-out claims". www.abc.net.au. August 28, 2011.

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• A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.

  Terry Pratchett

  War, Diplomats, Dukes

  Terry Pratchett (2002). “Night watch”, Doubleday UK

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• All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.

  Aristophanes

  Lying, Climbing, Essentials

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• The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Idols, Thrones, Obliged

  Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac”, Nayika Publishing

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• My mother had heard all about miniskirts but had never seen one so I took her for lunch at Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We walked down the King's Road and waited 10 seconds for our first miniskirt and a girl came along with her skirt tucked round her arse. I said: 'What do you think, ma?' And she said: 'If it's not for sale, you shouldn't put it in the window!'

  Michael Caine

  Girl, Mother, Kings

  "Michael Caine meets William Orbit". Interview with William Orbit, www.theguardian.com. October 14, 2007.

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• Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Men, Wwe, Stuck Up

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• The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.

  John Lahr

  Theatre

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• It's basically against the whole idea of what always made rock&roll music interesting to me. I thought it was an unassailable outlet for some pure and natural expressions of rebellion. It was one channel you could take without havin' to kiss ass, you know? And right now it just seems like they're on a big daisy chain, each kissin' each other's asses.

  Keith Richards

  Kissing, Rocks, Expression

  "Keith Richards: The Rolling Stone 20th Anniversary Interview". Interview with Kurt Loder, www.rollingstone.com. November 05, 1987.

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• The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Cutting, Body, Faces

  D. H. Lawrence (1966). “Selected Poems of D.h. Lawrence”, Penguin (Non-Classics)

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• I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

  Karl Pilkington

  Ducks, Kicks, Wanted

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• I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!

  Sharon Osbourne

  Nice, Kissing, Play

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• There’s no way I’m going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country.

  Prince Harry

  Country, Home, Fighting

  "Report: Prince Harry Heading to Iraq", www.foxnews.com. February 17, 2007.

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