Arses Quotes - Page 2

• I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.

  Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi

  Sitting, Might

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• Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

  Benedict Cumberbatch

  Bigs

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• You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

  Noel Fielding

  Fingers, Stuck

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• I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

  Karl Pilkington

  Fart, Humans, Cheeks

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• Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.

  Freya Stark

  Laughing, Maps, Corners

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• I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.

  Lady Sovereign

  Shopping, Going Out, Sitting

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• People think stage school is a little star factory but the truth is kids like me learned about being in a team situation and going out to work earlier than a lot of kids did. I don't know anyone from drama school who's now sitting on their arse doing nothing.

  Amy Winehouse

  Stars, Drama, Team

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

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• It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It can also be a pain in the arse because it gets in the way of the quiet, contemplative time every writer needs, but which is particularly important when you are a new writer finding your own voice, and pursuing the things that interest you.

  Jeanette Winterson

  Pain, Winning, Voice

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• If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

  Algernon Sidney

  May, Majesty, Please

  "Joe Miller's jests: or, The wits vade-mecum". Book compiled by J. Mottley, p. 6, 1739.

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• I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked.

  Susannah Constantine

  Girl, Lazy, Bags

  "Interrogation: Trinny & Susannah". Daily Mirror Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. September 16, 2007.

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• As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

  George Galloway

  Two, Blair, Brown

  "Rescuing something labour from the wreckage", The Guardian, May 9, 2006.

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• A fart is just your arse applauding.

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Humor, Fart

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• Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Experts

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• Yeah loads of bruises and welts, usually around the hip, arse, thigh region and elbows. Elbows got knocked up big time, but it was so much fun. I hadn't done a meaty action film in seven or eight years, so it was fun to explore that aspect of storytelling again.

  Colin Farrell

  Fun, Eight, Years

  "Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, & Jessica Biel Discuss ‘Total Recall’". Interview with Tiffany Rose, screenrant.com. August 7, 2012.

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• An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.

  Pedro Almodovar

  Down And, Helping, Grounded

  Interview with Maria Delgado, www.theguardian.com. August 4, 2006.

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• The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.

  Tom Hardy

  Teeth, Wipe, Brushes

  "Martina Cole's The Take - Tom Hardy interview". Interview with Jack Foley, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and it says: "Rips his shirt off and casually throws it onto chair" - and you're going to go to the gym the next day because nobody wants to see your big fat arse out there taking your shirt off!

  Bruce Willis

  Rip, Next Day, Vanity

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived!

  Shirley Manson

  Mistake, Giving, Rats

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• It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is racist, misogynist, homophobic, imperialist, and genocidal. To put it another way, they are up the arse of those that want them dead.

  Martin Amis

  People, Achievement, Racist

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• Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse

  Tony Windsor

  Sells

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• My mother had heard all about miniskirts but had never seen one so I took her for lunch at Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We walked down the King's Road and waited 10 seconds for our first miniskirt and a girl came along with her skirt tucked round her arse. I said: 'What do you think, ma?' And she said: 'If it's not for sale, you shouldn't put it in the window!'

  Michael Caine

  Girl, Mother, Kings

  "Michael Caine meets William Orbit". Interview with William Orbit, www.theguardian.com. October 14, 2007.

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• The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.

  John Lahr

  Theatre

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• It's basically against the whole idea of what always made rock&roll music interesting to me. I thought it was an unassailable outlet for some pure and natural expressions of rebellion. It was one channel you could take without havin' to kiss ass, you know? And right now it just seems like they're on a big daisy chain, each kissin' each other's asses.

  Keith Richards

  Kissing, Rocks, Expression

  "Keith Richards: The Rolling Stone 20th Anniversary Interview". Interview with Kurt Loder, www.rollingstone.com. November 05, 1987.

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• If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Song, Wall

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• Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse

  Dean Cavanagh

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