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• When its comes to music and books 'OK' is not good enough. We need creative work that floors us! That we can't believe the beauty and brains and style and cool of. 'OK' can kiss my arse.

  Sean Michael Wilson

  Believe, Book, Kissing

  Source: comicsbulletin.com

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• Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

  Benedict Cumberbatch

  Bigs

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• You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

  Noel Fielding

  Fingers, Stuck

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• I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

  Karl Pilkington

  Fart, Humans, Cheeks

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• I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Couple, Blow, Years

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• Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

  Stewart Francis

  West, Kim, Enough

  "Darren Walsh beats 12-year-old girl to win best joke of Edinburgh fringe" by Ben Beaumont-Thomas, www.theguardian.com. August 24, 2015.

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• Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Men, Wwe, Stuck Up

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• My mother had heard all about miniskirts but had never seen one so I took her for lunch at Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We walked down the King's Road and waited 10 seconds for our first miniskirt and a girl came along with her skirt tucked round her arse. I said: 'What do you think, ma?' And she said: 'If it's not for sale, you shouldn't put it in the window!'

  Michael Caine

  Girl, Mother, Kings

  "Michael Caine meets William Orbit". Interview with William Orbit, www.theguardian.com. October 14, 2007.

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• The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.

  John Lahr

  Theatre

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• It's basically against the whole idea of what always made rock&roll music interesting to me. I thought it was an unassailable outlet for some pure and natural expressions of rebellion. It was one channel you could take without havin' to kiss ass, you know? And right now it just seems like they're on a big daisy chain, each kissin' each other's asses.

  Keith Richards

  Kissing, Rocks, Expression

  "Keith Richards: The Rolling Stone 20th Anniversary Interview". Interview with Kurt Loder, www.rollingstone.com. November 05, 1987.

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• I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked.

  Susannah Constantine

  Girl, Lazy, Bags

  "Interrogation: Trinny & Susannah". Daily Mirror Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. September 16, 2007.

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• There's a gang of boys on bikes blocking the road ahead. They've got their hoods up, cigarettes shielded. The sky's a really strange colour and there's hardly anyone else about. I slow right down. "What shall I do?" "Reverse," Zoey says. "They're not going to move." I wind down the window. "Oi!" I yell "Move your arses!" They turn languid, shift lazily to the edge of the road and grin as I blow kisses at them. Zoey looks stunned, "What's got into you?" "Nothing- I just haven't learned reversing yet.

  Jenny Downham

  Block, Moving, Kissing

  Jenny Downham (2007). “Before I Die”, David Fickling Books

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• As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

  George Galloway

  Two, Blair, Brown

  "Rescuing something labour from the wreckage", The Guardian, May 9, 2006.

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• People think stage school is a little star factory but the truth is kids like me learned about being in a team situation and going out to work earlier than a lot of kids did. I don't know anyone from drama school who's now sitting on their arse doing nothing.

  Amy Winehouse

  Stars, Drama, Team

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

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• The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Idols, Thrones, Obliged

  Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac”, Nayika Publishing

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• To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.

  Aristophanes

  Lying, Climbing, Essentials

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• That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Player

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• If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

  Algernon Sidney

  May, Majesty, Please

  "Joe Miller's jests: or, The wits vade-mecum". Book compiled by J. Mottley, p. 6, 1739.

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• I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.

  Keith Miller

  Pressure, Cricket, Playing Cricket

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• The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

  Tony Abbott

  Sells

  "Abbott rejects sell-out claims". www.abc.net.au. August 28, 2011.

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• One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.

  Nick Hornby

  One Day, Able, Next

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• I'd like to think that I'd helped people all over the world to question the things they otherwise would have accepted as the truth. I'd also like to think that I'd charmed them a bit with my lovely vocal stylings and the baring of my lovely arse.

  Marilyn Manson

  Thinking, People, Lovely

  "Manson Gets Paranoid". "Kerrang!" Interview with Ian Winwood, March 23, 2002.

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• But big people’s illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if the world was coming to an end.

  Khushwant Singh

  Simple, People, Sound

  Khushwant Singh (1990). “Delhi”, p.129, Penguin Books India

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• Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse

  Dean Cavanagh

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• All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Humor, Men

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