Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation.
Human nature is a scoundrel's favorite explanation.
Magic lives in curves, not angles.
Jealousy fuses megalomania and self-abandonment.
Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one.
By the time I have clarified a thought, I no longer want to think it.
Eagerness to please attracts bullies and bores.
The Insignificance of Man is a congenial theme; my own insignificance is a sore point.
Sacred or not, sacrifice is an ugly business.
The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.
We often disguise our reflexes as deliberate actions.
Eccentricity: strength of character doubling back on itself.
Flattery has to overcome my mistrust, and it does.
The Puritan sours his pleasures by disguising them as duties.
There is a line between a definite maybe and an indefinite yes.
Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful.
Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.
Swindlers are notoriously gullible.
Truth can remain silent. Lies must be spoken.
Secrets die when kept or revealed. They live by being faintly and uncertainly repeated.
Regret leads to overeating and naps.
Failures are easier to repeat than successes.
Worry is not thought; complaining is not action.
The best hand always believes in playing by the rules.
Reason argues the case, but fact may determine the judgment.
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