The little suckings and smackings of the perversions are the sounds of joyous infancy.
Talk shows are proof that conversation is dead.
I alternate between reading cook books and reading diet books.
Out of power, Marxism can develop critical intelligence; in power, it quickly becomes stupid.
Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation.
Human nature is a scoundrel's favorite explanation.
Magic lives in curves, not angles.
Jealousy fuses megalomania and self-abandonment.
Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one.
The Insignificance of Man is a congenial theme; my own insignificance is a sore point.
Eagerness to please attracts bullies and bores.
The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.
Sacred or not, sacrifice is an ugly business.
We often disguise our reflexes as deliberate actions.
Flattery has to overcome my mistrust, and it does.
Eccentricity: strength of character doubling back on itself.
The Puritan sours his pleasures by disguising them as duties.
Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful.
Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.
Swindlers are notoriously gullible.
Truth can remain silent. Lies must be spoken.
Secrets die when kept or revealed. They live by being faintly and uncertainly repeated.
There is a line between a definite maybe and an indefinite yes.
Eternity eludes us, even as a thought.
Beauty is lyrical. Ugliness is elegiac.
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