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• One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

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  Funny, Life, Money

  "Timeless wisdom of Mr. Dooley" by Mark Shields, www.cnn.com. March 1, 2004.

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• Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Children, Men, Games

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• No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Matter, Return, Flags

  Finley Peter Dunne (1963). “Mr. Dooley remembers: the informal memoirs of Finley Peter Dunne”

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• There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Writing, News, World

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• There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Science, Facts, Week

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• A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  War, Men, Games

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• If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Christian, Nursing, Doctors

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• Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Philosophy, Writing, Thinking

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• A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Thinking

  Finley Peter Dunne (2015). “Observations by Mr. Dooley”, p.97, The Floating Press

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• Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Home, Night, Men

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• Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Men, Drug, Mind

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• Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Focus, Cost, Guests

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• A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Men, Public Speaking, Orators

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• Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Men, Conflict

  Finley Peter Dunne (1963). “Mr. Dooley remembers: the informal memoirs of Finley Peter Dunne”

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• It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

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  Hypocrisy, Good Things, Be Good

  Finley Peter Dunne (1903). “Observations by Mr. Dooley”, p.67, Library of Alexandria

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• A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Men, People, Police

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• Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Library, Firsts, Shelves

  Finley Peter Dunne (2015). “Mr. Dooley Says”, p.77, The Floating Press

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• You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Education, Learning, Men

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• Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Sarcastic, Food, Sarcasm

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• A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Lying, Purpose, Being Lied

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• Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Men, Littles, Way

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• A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Men, President

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• I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Law, Care, Nations

  Mr. Dooley's Philosophy "Casual Observations" (1900)

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• There are no friends at cards or world politics

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Political, No Friends, Cards

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• Th' dead ar-re always pop'lar. I knowed a society wanst to vote a monyment to a man an' refuse to help his fam'ly, all in wan night.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Night, Men, Helping

  Mr. Dooley in Peace and inWar "On Charity" (1898)

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