Ben Elton Quotes - Page 2

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• I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with.

  Ben Elton

  Nice, Thinking, People

  "Ben Elton applauds 'vibrant' standup comedy scene" by Matt Trueman, www.theguardian.com. May 15, 2012.

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• No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

  Ben Elton

  People, Waiting, Natural

  "Stark". Book by Ben Elton, 1989.

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• And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

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  Signatures, Pudding, Beef

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• My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

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  Atheist, Parent, Secular

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• I did not vote Labour because they've heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

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  Baseball, Oasis, Vote

  1998 In The Radio Times, 18 Apr.

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• There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do.

  Ben Elton

  Done, Want, Made

  "Ben Elton applauds 'vibrant' standup comedy scene" by Matt Trueman, www.theguardian.com. May 15, 2012.

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• This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

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  Psychology, Special, Violence

  "The Young Ones". TV series, 1982 - 1984.

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• I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.

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  Running, Mistake, Risk

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• The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

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  Real, Doe, World

  Ben Elton (2008). “Stark: Satirical Thriller”, p.26, Random House

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• You think I look like a teletubby?

  Ben Elton

  Thinking, Looks

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• Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

  Ben Elton

  Stupid, Silly, Wish

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• If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

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  Writing, Police, Hot

  "Ben Elton applauds 'vibrant' standup comedy scene" by Matt Trueman, www.theguardian.com. May 15, 2012.

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• I loved writing 'Two Brothers' more than anything else I have written. It's the first book I've written that I've always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

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  Brother, Book, Writing

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• You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

  Ben Elton

  Old Lady, Fund, Pension

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• My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they've read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

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  Advice, Looks, Novel

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• I don't consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

  Ben Elton

  Mother, Race, Half

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