Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
Hurry up and learn patience.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
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