One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.
When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.
A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.
There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
The hair is the richest ornament of women.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.
I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference.
It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
I always change my hair, but I don't like haircuts!
Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices
With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.
You're only as good as your last picture.
You're only as good as your last story.
When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.
You're only as good as your last book.
You're only as good as your last collection, which is an enormous pressure.
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