Haircuts Quotes

• One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.

  Evelyn Lauder

  Important, Modern, Youthful Arrogance

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• When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

  Daniel Handler

  Needs, Looks, Care

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• Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Sarcastic, Humorous, Looks

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• You're only as good as your last haircut.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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• If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

  Paul Merson

  Past, Barbers, Walking

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• A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.

  Coco Chanel

  Cutting, Hair, Good Hair

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• There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.

  Dave Barry

  Cyberspace, Internet, Free Speech

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• Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

  Garrison Keillor

  Beauty, Beautiful, Thinking

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• Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.

  Hubert de Givenchy

  Beauty, Hair, Style

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• A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

  William Hazlitt

  Funny, Humor, Hair

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• The hair is the richest ornament of women.

  Martin Luther

  Women, Hair, Ornaments

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• Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

  Warren Buffett

  Cowboy, Needs, Rodeo

  "Retirement a la Warren Buffett" by Paul A. Merriman, www.marketwatch.com. April 17, 2013.

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• I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

  Jamie Lee Curtis

  Cute, Thinking, Hair

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• I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference.

  Lena Dunham

  Differences, Naked, Faces

  "Lena Dunham's Glamour April Issue Cover-Shoot", www.glamour.com. April 2014.

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• It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.

  David Cook

  Forget

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• Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

  Jim Morrison

  Mistake, Hippie, Worst

  "Fictional character: Jim Morrison". "The Doors", www.imdb.com. 1991.

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• I always change my hair, but I don't like haircuts!

  Leighton Meester

  Hair

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• Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground.  Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices

  Shana Alexander

  Vanity, Hair, Self

  Shana Alexander (1970). “The feminine eye”, McCall Pub. Co

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• With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.

  Jamie Lee Curtis

  Hair, Color, Two

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• Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Dad, Writing

  "Comedian Anthony Jeselnik: “He’s The Best!” -Everybody". Interview With David Dean, www.serialoptimist.com. November 29, 2010.

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• You're only as good as your last picture.

  Marie Dressler

  Lasts

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You're only as good as your last story.

  Helen Thomas

  Excellence, Lasts, Stories

  Helen Thomas (1999). “Front Row At The White House: My Life and Times”, p.296, Simon and Schuster

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• When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.

  Cassandra Peterson

  Stupid, Cat, Eye

  "Elvira on her date with Elvis and the fish recipe she got from Vincent Price". Interview with Katie Rife, aux.avclub.com. October 5, 2016.

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• You're only as good as your last book.

  Nikki Giovanni

  Book, Lasts

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• You're only as good as your last collection, which is an enormous pressure.

  John Galliano

  Lasts, Pressure, Enormous

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