Haircuts Quotes

• Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

  Garrison Keillor

  Beauty, Beautiful, Thinking

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• You're only as good as your last haircut.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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• A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.

  Coco Chanel

  Cutting, Hair, Good Hair

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• One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.

  Evelyn Lauder

  Important, Modern, Youthful Arrogance

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• I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

  Jamie Lee Curtis

  Cute, Thinking, Hair

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• Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.

  Hubert de Givenchy

  Beauty, Hair, Style

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• You're only as good as your last picture.

  Marie Dressler

  Lasts

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.

  Jamie Lee Curtis

  Hair, Color, Two

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• I always change my hair, but I don't like haircuts!

  Leighton Meester

  Hair

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• Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Sarcastic, Humorous, Looks

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• Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

  Jim Morrison

  Mistake, Hippie, Worst

  "Fictional character: Jim Morrison". "The Doors", www.imdb.com. 1991.

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• When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.

  Cassandra Peterson

  Stupid, Cat, Eye

  "Elvira on her date with Elvis and the fish recipe she got from Vincent Price". Interview with Katie Rife, aux.avclub.com. October 5, 2016.

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• Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives, but I've only had tragic haircuts and outfits.

  Kylie Minogue

  Gay, Icons, Tragedy

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• Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.

  Samuel Hoffenstein

  Mom, Baby, Lying

  Samuel Hoffenstein (1954). “Complete Poetry”

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• I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

  R. L. Stine

  Book, Kids, Hair

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!

  Sean Patrick Thomas

  Art, Perfect, Would Be

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My hair was too big. And my head is big, and my hair is big, so my helmet gets too small. So I have to make a haircut.

  Alexander Ovechkin

  Hair, Bigs, Helmet

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• Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Dad, Writing

  "Comedian Anthony Jeselnik: “He’s The Best!” -Everybody". Interview With David Dean, www.serialoptimist.com. November 29, 2010.

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• The hair is the richest ornament of women.

  Martin Luther

  Women, Hair, Ornaments

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• To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.

  Henry Rollins

  Two, Numbers, Months

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• I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference.

  Lena Dunham

  Differences, Naked, Faces

  "Lena Dunham's Glamour April Issue Cover-Shoot", www.glamour.com. April 2014.

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• Women. Who made 'em? God must have been a genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?

  Bo Goldman

  Sleep, Hair, Forever

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• I don't care about Clinton's haircuts or his affairs or any of that stuff.

  Tim Robbins

  Care, Stuff, Affair

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• When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.

  Sammy Davis, Jr.

  Shaving, Lovers, Grows

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• In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times.

  Idris Elba

  Rocks, Mustache, Might

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