Chelsea Handler Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.

  Chelsea Handler

  Mother, Children, Kids

  "11 Female Celebrities Who Are Happy Without Kids" y Emma Gray, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 8, 2013.

• My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Children, Father

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.35, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

• I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell my why I want to have children and that I just don't know it yet. I do know, because I'm me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don't want to have kids, and it's not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.

  Chelsea Handler

  Children, Kids, Smell

• I think the people in your life are the people that - when you can make other people happy and you can give things to your family and your friends, you know, that's really obviously what life is all about. But it doesn't have to be children. It doesn't have to be a husband. It can be whatever you make it.

  Chelsea Handler

  Children, Husband, Thinking

  "Chelsea Handler Tells Katie Couric, 'Well, I Don't Make Jokes About Children'". Interview with Katie Couric, www.glamour.com. December 7, 2010.

• People always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid; I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.

  Chelsea Handler

  Children, Kids, People

  "Chelsea Handler Puts it All Out There". Interview with Marisa Fox, www.redbookmag.com. February 10, 2012.

• It's also a terrible kind of sentiment [ reality TV] for children and for people. It makes people feel like they all want to be famous for no reason.

  Chelsea Handler

  Children, Reality, People

  Source: variety.com

• It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

  Chelsea Handler

  Children, Perfect, Arguing

  Source: variety.com

• [Late-night host] is not really a job for a woman. You can't have kids and be a late-night host.I mean Samantha Bee has children, but you're there all day and all night. No one has a life outside of it. I would never try to have a family. I care much more about a career anyway, than having a family, so that's my own prerogative. It's just not something that a woman.

  Chelsea Handler

  Jobs, Children, Mean

  Source: variety.com

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