Chelsea Handler Quotes About Adoption

Quotes about: Adoption

• Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.

  Chelsea Handler

  Mother, Kings, Father

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.2, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

• I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

  Chelsea Handler

  Baby, Thinking, Giving

• I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

  Chelsea Handler

  Adoption

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