Chelsea Handler Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Ex Boyfriend

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.153, Simon and Schuster

• It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.

  Chelsea Handler

  Two, Oil, Car

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.172, Simon and Schuster

• Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult things like drive cars, Jet-Ski, and lip-synch. I’m in awe of their little limbs, their large craniums, and their medicine-ball asses. I love the little baby steps they take while shifting their weight from side to side, and the fact that when you knock one over accidentally, he flails like a turtle on its back that can’t get up right away.

  Chelsea Handler

  Baby, Turtles, Medicine

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.215, Simon and Schuster

• David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

  Chelsea Handler

  Drinking, Fall, Years

• A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

  Chelsea Handler

  Thinking, People, Car

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