Ex Boyfriend Quotes

• I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

  Jasper Fforde

  Lasts, Five, Exes

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• But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

  Christopher Paul Curtis

  Names, Exes

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• Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Laughing, Sooner Or Later

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• My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Humor

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.153, Simon and Schuster

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• All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

  Mae West

  Love, Sad, Boyfriend

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

  Bess Myerson

  Love, Broken Heart, Breakup

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• Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

  Alexa Chung

  Girl, Boys, Hair

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• When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

  Drake

  Ex Girlfriend, Broke Up, After Break Up

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• My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

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• A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Cute, Friends

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.477, Open Road Media

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• Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.

  Marcus Aurelius

  Happiness, Sad, Broken Heart

  "Meditations". Book by Marcus Aurelius (circa 170), p. 19, 1995 edition.

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• They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

  John Green

  Real, Coffee, Bitter

  John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.76, Penguin

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• On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

  Chelsea Peretti

  Tweet, Proof, Exes

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• It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away

  Ben Harper

  Break Up, Sometimes, Easy

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• When did we fall apart? or did you lie from the start?

  Lesley Roy

  Break Up, Lying, Fall

  Song: Unbeautiful, Album: Unbeautiful, 2008

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• In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

  Jenny Mollen

  Dad, Twenties, Half

  Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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• I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

  Paris Hilton

  Paris, Bed, Watches

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• Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

  Tyra Banks

  Hands, Favourite, Used

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• I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.

  Margaret Brown

  Surfing, Pushing, Wave

  Source: www.austinchronicle.com

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• Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

  Adrienne Bailon

  Tattoo, Booty, Knows

  "Adrienne Bailon Really Hates Her Rob Kardashian ‘Booty Tattoo’", www.huffingtonpost.com. July 19, 2013.

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• I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

  Selena

  Song, Hurt, Writing

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• You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

  Eva Longoria

  Periods, Unspoken Rules, Exes

  "Eva Longoria Parker Shows Her Sexy Side". Interview with Carole Radziwill, www.glamour.com. December 28, 2008.

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• Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.

  Sloane Crosley

  Crush, Dancing, Want

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• One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.

  Lily Rabe

  Mother, Sorry, Thinking

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

  Michelle Ryan

  Finished, Exes

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