But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.
I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to
I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now
It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try
We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for
It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you
I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday
You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn
Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends
You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it's just bulls - t, however entertaining.
In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'
Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.
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