Ex Boyfriend Quotes

• But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

  Christopher Paul Curtis

  Names, Exes

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• I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

  Jasper Fforde

  Lasts, Five, Exes

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• Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Laughing, Sooner Or Later

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• My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Humor

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.153, Simon and Schuster

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• All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

  Mae West

  Love, Sad, Boyfriend

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

  Bess Myerson

  Love, Broken Heart, Breakup

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• Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

  Alexa Chung

  Girl, Boys, Hair

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• When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

  Drake

  Ex Girlfriend, Broke Up, After Break Up

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• My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

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• A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Cute, Friends

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.477, Open Road Media

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• Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.

  Marcus Aurelius

  Happiness, Sad, Broken Heart

  "Meditations". Book by Marcus Aurelius (circa 170), p. 19, 1995 edition.

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• I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to

  Matt Nathanson

  Break Up, Long, Needs

  Song: I Saw, Album: Beneath These Fireworks, 2003

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• I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

  Matt Nathanson

  Break Up, Baby, Would Be

  Song: I Saw, Album: Beneath These Fireworks, 2003

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• It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try

  Matt Nathanson

  Break Up, Eye, Trying

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• We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Waiting, Worth Waiting For

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• It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Miracle, World

  Song: Miracle

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• I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Yesterday, Perfect

  Song: Bad Habits, Album: I Am, 2007

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• You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn

  Alanis Morissette

  Break Up, Education, Love You

  Song: You Learn, Album: Jagged Little Pill, 1995

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• Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends

  Ben Harper

  Relationship, Break Up, Forever

  Song: Forever, Album: Welcome To The Cruel World

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• You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over

  Dessa Darling

  Break Up, Supposed To Be, Knows

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• My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

  Jo Brand

  Funny Relationship, Night, Lasts

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• The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it's just bulls - t, however entertaining.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Cheating, Crazy, Believe

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

  Jenny Mollen

  Dad, Twenties, Half

  Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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• I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

  Paris Hilton

  Paris, Bed, Watches

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• Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

  Tyra Banks

  Hands, Favourite, Used

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