Ex Boyfriend Quotes

• I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

  Jasper Fforde

  Lasts, Five, Exes

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• But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

  Christopher Paul Curtis

  Names, Exes

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• Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Laughing, Sooner Or Later

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• My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Humor

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.153, Simon and Schuster

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• All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

  Mae West

  Love, Sad, Boyfriend

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

  Bess Myerson

  Love, Broken Heart, Breakup

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• Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

  Alexa Chung

  Girl, Boys, Hair

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• When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

  Drake

  Ex Girlfriend, Broke Up, After Break Up

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• My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

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• A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Cute, Friends

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.477, Open Road Media

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• Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.

  Marcus Aurelius

  Happiness, Sad, Broken Heart

  "Meditations". Book by Marcus Aurelius (circa 170), p. 19, 1995 edition.

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• I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to

  Matt Nathanson

  Break Up, Long, Needs

  Song: I Saw, Album: Beneath These Fireworks, 2003

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• Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

  Kim Harrison

  Alive, Rats, Former

  Kim Harrison (2013). “Black Magic Sanction”, p.32, HarperCollins UK

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• We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.

  Kiersten White

  Doors, Hands, My Boyfriend

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• I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.

  Laini Taylor

  Want, Tone, Balloons

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• And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

  Fiona Apple

  Mean, Thinking, Honest

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• Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?

  Richelle Mead

  Hate, Rose, Trying

  Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.969, Penguin

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• You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Running, Husband, Threat

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• But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

  Rachel Vincent

  Goodbye, Girlfriend, Brother

  Rachel Vincent (2013). “Soul Screamers Volume Three: If I Die\Never to Sleep\Before I Wake”, p.208, Harlequin

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• My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

  Koren Zailckas

  Queens, My Boyfriend, Emotion

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• I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take

  James Blunt

  Break Up, Dream, Wakes You

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• You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief

  Stephen Kellogg

  Break Up, Saint, Thieves

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• I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?

  Jennifer Nettles

  Break Up, Doe, Given

  Song: Stay

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• I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

  Nina Dobrev

  Girlfriend, Mean, Baggage

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• Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.

  Edwin Hubbel Chapin

  Sad, Laughter, Men

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