Ex Boyfriend Quotes

• But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

  Christopher Paul Curtis

  Names, Exes

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• I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

  Jasper Fforde

  Lasts, Five, Exes

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• Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

  Michael Tolcher

  Break Up, Laughing, Sooner Or Later

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• My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Dog, Humor

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.153, Simon and Schuster

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• All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

  Mae West

  Love, Sad, Boyfriend

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

  Bess Myerson

  Love, Broken Heart, Breakup

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• Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

  Alexa Chung

  Girl, Boys, Hair

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• When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

  Drake

  Ex Girlfriend, Broke Up, After Break Up

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• A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Cute, Friends

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.477, Open Road Media

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• My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

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• Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.

  Marcus Aurelius

  Happiness, Sad, Broken Heart

  "Meditations". Book by Marcus Aurelius (circa 170), p. 19, 1995 edition.

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• The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.

  Josh Lanyon

  Phones, Voice, Lunch

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• You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Running, Husband, Threat

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• But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

  Rachel Vincent

  Goodbye, Girlfriend, Brother

  Rachel Vincent (2013). “Soul Screamers Volume Three: If I Die\Never to Sleep\Before I Wake”, p.208, Harlequin

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• Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

  Derek Landy

  Moments, Mets, Caught

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• Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

  Kim Harrison

  Alive, Rats, Former

  Kim Harrison (2013). “Black Magic Sanction”, p.32, HarperCollins UK

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• They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

  John Green

  Real, Coffee, Bitter

  John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.76, Penguin

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• It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

  Charlaine Harris

  Relationship, Dating, Missing

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.839, Penguin

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• I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

  Nina Dobrev

  Girlfriend, Mean, Baggage

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• I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.

  Helen Keller

  Sad, Flower, Positive Attitude

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• me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.

  David Levithan

  Mom, Three, Okay

  John Green, David Levithan (2010). “Will Grayson, Will Grayson”, p.125, Penguin

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• The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

  Tate Hallaway

  Dark, Looks, Bucks

  Tate Hallaway (2006). “Tall, Dark & Dead”, p.283, Penguin

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• My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

  Koren Zailckas

  Queens, My Boyfriend, Emotion

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• And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

  Fiona Apple

  Mean, Thinking, Honest

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• Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.

  Sloane Crosley

  Crush, Dancing, Want

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