Ex Boyfriend Quotes - Page 2

• Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.

  Sloane Crosley

  Crush, Dancing, Want

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• Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.

  Edwin Hubbel Chapin

  Sad, Laughter, Men

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• I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

  Selena

  Song, Hurt, Writing

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• Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

  Adrienne Bailon

  Tattoo, Booty, Knows

  "Adrienne Bailon Really Hates Her Rob Kardashian ‘Booty Tattoo’", www.huffingtonpost.com. July 19, 2013.

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• My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

  Koren Zailckas

  Queens, My Boyfriend, Emotion

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• They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

  John Green

  Real, Coffee, Bitter

  John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.76, Penguin

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• The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.

  Josh Lanyon

  Phones, Voice, Lunch

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• Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

  Derek Landy

  Moments, Mets, Caught

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• But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.

  Rachel Vincent

  Goodbye, Girlfriend, Brother

  Rachel Vincent (2013). “Soul Screamers Volume Three: If I Die\Never to Sleep\Before I Wake”, p.208, Harlequin

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• You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

  Janet Evanovich

  Running, Husband, Threat

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• Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

  Kim Harrison

  Alive, Rats, Former

  Kim Harrison (2013). “Black Magic Sanction”, p.32, HarperCollins UK

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• We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.

  Kiersten White

  Doors, Hands, My Boyfriend

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• On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

  Chelsea Peretti

  Tweet, Proof, Exes

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• There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

  Greg Behrendt

  Guy, Together, Really Happy

  Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.106, Simon and Schuster

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• You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

  Eva Longoria

  Periods, Unspoken Rules, Exes

  "Eva Longoria Parker Shows Her Sexy Side". Interview with Carole Radziwill, www.glamour.com. December 28, 2008.

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• I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.

  David Rees

  Girlfriend, Goal, Rude

  Source: www.gq.com

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• Dreams last so long, even after you're gone

  Jewel

  Break Up, Dream, Long

  Song: You Were Meant for Me, Album: Pieces Of You

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• I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.

  Helen Keller

  Sad, Flower, Positive Attitude

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• It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

  Charlaine Harris

  Relationship, Dating, Missing

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.839, Penguin

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• We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible and Henry tidying up after someone who already thought she had tidied up. When I kissed Henry I wasn't imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1.

  Lisa Lutz

  Husband, Acceptance, Kissing

  Lisa Lutz (2010). “The Spellmans Strike Again: Document #4”, p.343, Simon and Schuster

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• me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.

  David Levithan

  Mom, Three, Okay

  John Green, David Levithan (2010). “Will Grayson, Will Grayson”, p.125, Penguin

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• The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish

  Tate Hallaway

  Dark, Looks, Bucks

  Tate Hallaway (2006). “Tall, Dark & Dead”, p.283, Penguin

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• Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.

  Demi Lovato

  Mean Girls, Bullying, Exes

  "Demi Lovato's Second Chance". Interview with Amy Spencer, www.glamour.com. November 29, 2011.

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• It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care

  James Blunt

  Break Up, Care, May

  Song: Goodbye My Lover, Album: Back to Bedlam, 2004

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• I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

  Jewel

  Break Up, I Know You Love Me, Knows

  Song: You Were Meant for Me

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