Charlaine Harris Quotes - Page 3

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• I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered, contained no staples. Well, strike that line of defense.

  Charlaine Harris

  Crazy, Men, Battle

  Charlaine Harris (2016). “Real Murders”, p.105, Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.

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• If Hunter hadn't been there, I would've picked up the phone to call Eric. I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? But I couldn't leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would've felt terrible if I'd ask Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn't think anything about it. In fact, probably he'd have sent Pam.

  Charlaine Harris

  Thinking, Phones, House

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• I'd been blindsided with the most painful knowledge: the first man to ever say he loved me had never loved me at all. His passion had been artificial. His pursuit of me had been choreographed.

  Charlaine Harris

  Passion, Men, Firsts

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1433, Penguin

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• Coffe is the perfume of morning.

  Charlaine Harris

  Morning, Perfume, Sookie Stackhouse

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• I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room. (Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)

  Charlaine Harris

  Thinking, Rooms, Firsts

  Charlaine Harris (2010). “Dead in the Family: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.103, Penguin

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• Finally, I drew in a long breath. It was noisy and painful and just heaven.

  Charlaine Harris

  Long, Heaven, Painful

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.739, Penguin

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• He pulled my coat off my shoulders, looked at it with distaste, hung it on the back of one of the chairs pushed in under the kitchen table. "You are beautiful". No one had ever looked me in the eyes and said that. Eric to Sookie, Page 208.

  Charlaine Harris

  Beautiful, Eye, Kitchen

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.921, Penguin

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• Well, that's certainly... adequate," I told him, burying my face in his chest. I knew immediately I'd picked the wrong word. "Adequate?" He took my hand, placed it on the part in question. It immediately began to stir. He moved my hand on it, and I obligingly circled it with my fingers. "This is adequate?" "Maybe I should have said it's a gracious plenty?" "A gracious plenty. I like that," he said.

  Charlaine Harris

  Hands, Should Have, Adequate

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.869, Penguin

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• We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you. And the pictures of Elvis decorating the walls were an education, too. It wasn’t often you ran into a bondage/Elvis/ whorehouse-themed vampire club.

  Charlaine Harris

  Wall, Adventure, Vampire

  Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.59, Penguin

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• It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

  Charlaine Harris

  Vampire, Clubs, Bondage

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• I love you,” Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t. “That’s what you all keep saying,” I answered. “But it doesn’t seem to get me any happier.

  Charlaine Harris

  Love You, Magic, Bills

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• Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

  Charlaine Harris

  Mistake, Stupid, Past

  Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.45, Penguin

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• When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.

  Charlaine Harris

  Beautiful, Rip, Hair

  Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.27, Penguin

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• Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

  Charlaine Harris

  Men, Fool, Sometimes

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Club Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.69, Penguin

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• It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

  Charlaine Harris

  Mind, Comment, Humans

  Charlaine Harris (2006). “Definitely Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.173, Penguin

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• There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

  Charlaine Harris

  Hey, Fingers, Hey You

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1043, Penguin

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• Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

  Charlaine Harris

  Godmother, Fairy, Fairy Godmother

  Charlaine Harris (2006). “Definitely Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.138, Penguin

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• If it's easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I'm thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others.

  Charlaine Harris

  Hate, Blow, Thinking

  Charlaine Harris (2008). “All Together Dead”, p.87, Penguin

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• JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.

  Charlaine Harris

  Mother, Taught, Appreciated

  Charlaine Harris (2002). “Living Dead in Dallas: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.187, Penguin

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• It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either.

  Charlaine Harris

  Beautiful, Calendars, Craving

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.864, Penguin

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• I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.

  Charlaine Harris

  People, People Don't Change, Don't Change

  Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.45, Penguin

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• I added to my mental list of the odd things I'd done that day. I'd entertained the police, sunbathed, visited at a mall with some fairies, weeded and killed someone. Now it was powdered-corpse removal time. And the day wasn't over yet.

  Charlaine Harris

  Police, Odd Things, Done

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.96, Penguin

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• Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

  Charlaine Harris

  Reading, Bullshit, Eric

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• Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

  Charlaine Harris

  Snuggling, Bed, Eric

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• It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

  Charlaine Harris

  Years, Two Year Olds, Irritating

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.785, Penguin

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