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What are you, Zen Master Fang?

Charlaine Harris

Masters, Zen Master, Fangs

Charlaine Harris (2012). “Deadlocked: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.155, Penguin

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If I quit having fun, then it's time for me to quit working.

Charlaine Harris

Fun, Quitting, I Quit

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Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.

Charlaine Harris

Lying, Two, Oil

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1177, Penguin

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Who wants a bag of bones?” he said, with absolute sincerity. “I don’t want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of the woman I’m bedding.

Charlaine Harris

Hurt, Bags, Want

Charlaine Harris (2010). “Dead in the Family: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.146, Penguin

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So, on the whole, I'd have to say that no, people don't change, but they CAN learn to behave differently. I want to believe otherwise. If you have an argument that says I'm wrong, I'd be glad to hear it.

Charlaine Harris

Believe, People, Want

Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.45, Penguin

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Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

Charlaine Harris

Men, Fool, Sometimes

Charlaine Harris (2003). “Club Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.69, Penguin

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It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

Charlaine Harris

Mind, Comment, Humans

Charlaine Harris (2006). “Definitely Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.173, Penguin

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There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

Charlaine Harris

Hey, Fingers, Hey You

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1043, Penguin

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Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

Charlaine Harris

Godmother, Fairy, Fairy Godmother

Charlaine Harris (2006). “Definitely Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.138, Penguin

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If it's easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I'm thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others.

Charlaine Harris

Hate, Blow, Thinking

Charlaine Harris (2008). “All Together Dead”, p.87, Penguin

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JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.

Charlaine Harris

Mother, Taught, Appreciated

Charlaine Harris (2002). “Living Dead in Dallas: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.187, Penguin

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It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either.

Charlaine Harris

Beautiful, Calendars, Craving

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.864, Penguin

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I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.

Charlaine Harris

People, People Don't Change, Don't Change

Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.45, Penguin

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I added to my mental list of the odd things I'd done that day. I'd entertained the police, sunbathed, visited at a mall with some fairies, weeded and killed someone. Now it was powdered-corpse removal time. And the day wasn't over yet.

Charlaine Harris

Police, Odd Things, Done

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.96, Penguin

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Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

Reading, Bullshit, Eric

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Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

Charlaine Harris

Snuggling, Bed, Eric

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It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

Charlaine Harris

Years, Two Year Olds, Irritating

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.785, Penguin

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In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.

Charlaine Harris

Ties, People, Debt

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead As A Doornail: A True Blood Novel”, p.150, Hachette UK

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The Sookie Stackhouse novels were selling well before the TV show, but the TV show led to a lot more exposure and readers. And a lot went on to read my other work. It was a wonderful thing for my bank account.

Charlaine Harris

Tv Shows, Tvs, Wonderful

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I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered, contained no staples. Well, strike that line of defense.

Charlaine Harris

Crazy, Men, Battle

Charlaine Harris (2016). “Real Murders”, p.105, Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.

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When you're a professional you do your job no matter what gets in the way. You might take a sick day, you might take a personal day, but then you show back up or you won't get paid. Everyone develops his/her own strategy for dealing with days that are not productive.

Charlaine Harris

Jobs, Sick, Might

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They found the corpse in the closet of Alcide's apartment, and they hatched a plan to hide his remains." Eric sounded like that had been kind of cute of us. "My Sookie hid a corpse?" "I don't think you can be too sure about that possessive pronoun." "Where did you learn that term, Northman?" "I took 'English as a Second Language' at a community college in the seventies.

Charlaine Harris

Cute, College, Thinking

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.737, Penguin

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Following Simon's adventures is like being the pinball in an especially antic game, but it's well worth the wear and tear.

Charlaine Harris

Adventure, Games, Tears

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And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone

Charlaine Harris

Eric, Gone, Mines

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And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

Charlaine Harris

Might, Eric Northman, Neighborhood

Charlaine Harris (2002). “Living Dead in Dallas: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.200, Penguin

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