Linda Sunshine Quotes - Page 2

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• every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

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  Sibling, Past, Envy

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• Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.

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  Thinking, Parent, Female

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• Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

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  Sex, Fun, Hangover

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• A careful blending of sarcasm, irony, and teasing, bickering has its own distinctive cadence and rhythm and is as difficult to master as French, Spanish, or any elective second language. Like Chinese, the fine points of bickering can be discerned in the subtle rise and fall of the voice. If not practiced properly, bickering can be mistaken for its less sophisticated counterpart: whining.

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  Fall, Sarcasm, Voice

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• As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.

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  Divorce, Over You, Black

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• When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.

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  Mother, Coffee, Order

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• Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

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  Loss, Family And Friends, Weight

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• desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

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  Food, Meals, Dessert

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