A "critic" is a man who creates nothing.
How can you argue with a woman who won't?
Why don't they make more science fiction movies? The answer to any question starting, Why don't they- is almost always, Money.
There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized. Or even cured.
Everybody lies about sex.
In this complex world, the scientific method, and the consequences of the scientific method are central to everything the human race is doing and to wherever we are going.
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
Thou art god, I am god. All that groks is god.
Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became widespread, English grammar was going to have to add a whole new set of tenses to describe reflexive situations - conjugations that would make the French literary tenses and the Latin historical tenses look simple.
Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise.
On the steps of the Federal Building we ran into Carmencita Ibanez, a classmate of ours and one of the nice things about being a member of a race with two sexes.
Beauty is not diminished by being shared.
Talking with a Martian is like talking with an echo. You don't get argument but you don't get results.
It may take endless wars and unbearable population pressure to force-feed a technology to the point where it can cope with space. In the universe, space travel may be the normal birth pangs of an otherwise dying race. A test. Some races pass, some fail.
But, do you know, once you get used to it's rather cute. I mean, if a girl looks alright to start with, she still looks alright with her head smooth.
If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. -- Lazarus Long.
Since survival is the sine qua non, I now define the "moral behavior" as "behavior that tends toward survival".
Autobiography is usually honest but it is never truthful.
Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.' Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.' Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.'
Was there ever a time when the majority was right?
Never try to have the last word. You might get it.
Violence never settles anything should be debated by the ghosts of Hitler and Stalin, with the city fathers of Carthage as referees.
Never force an idea; you'll abort it if you do.
All cats are not gray after midnight.
He had learned that close-held secrets could often be cracked by going all the way to the top and there making himself unbearably unpleasant. He knew that such twisting of the tiger's tail was dangerous, for he understood the psychopathology of great power.
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