A pacifist male is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described "pacifists" are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger.
There is solemn satisfaction in doing the best you can for eight billion people. Perhaps their lives have no cosmic significance, but they have feelings. They can hurt.
We learned not to waste ammo even on warriors except in self-protection
Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.
From the strictest humanitarian viewpoint, any attempt to stop the processes by which over crowded cities purge themselves is not a kindness.
The marks won't listen if it's free.
Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.
Drop dead-but first get permit
The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making the bugs smaller.
But if you didn't have more urgent things to do after supper [in boot camp], you could write a letter, loaf, gossip, discuss the myriad mental shortcomings of sergeants and, dearest of all, talk about the female of the species (we became convinced that there was no such creatures, just mythology created by inflamed imaginations - one boy in our company claimed to have seen a girl, over at regimental headquarters; he was unanimously judged a liar and a braggart).
There were many, many times thereafter that Don regretted having enlisted - but so has every man who ever volunteered for military service.
Random chance was not a sufficient explanation of the Universe---in fact, random chance was not sufficient to explain random chance; the pot could not hold itself.
The stars incline, but do not impel.
Must be yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please.
I am not going to talk about religious beliefs, but about matters so obvious that it has gone out of style to mention them.
Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
I believe in - I am proud to belong to - the United States.
Many short-sighted fools think that going to the Moon was just a stunt. But the astronauts knew the meaning of what they were doing, as is shown by Neil Armstrong's first words in stepping down onto the soil of Luna: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.
An invention is something that was "impossible" up to then that's why governments grant patents.
Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.
Nobody ever wins a lawsuit but the lawyers.
It would take centuries and he must grow and grow and grow, but he was in no hurry--he grokked that Eternity and the ever-beautifully-changing Now were identical.
I believe in the honest craft of workmen.
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