Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Strangers are what friends are made of.
Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.
The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.
After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.
We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.
Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.
We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.
It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.
If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it.
The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success.
Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.
Our freedom to discipline ourselves is a freedom we can lose if we don't use it.
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
Our ego is our silent partner...too often with a controlling interest.
Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.
Only the poor can know all the disadvantages of poverty. Only the rich can know all the disadvantages of wealth.
Failure can be bought on easy terms; success must be paid for in advance
When performance exceeds ambition, the overlap is called success.
A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they are expected.
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