Pat Paulsen Quotes

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• All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

  Pat Paulsen

  Government, Immigration, United States

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• I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

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  Lying, Order, Negative

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• No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

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  Jobs, Government, Good Job

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• I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

  Pat Paulsen

  Standards

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• Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

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  Country, Circles, Wings

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• I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

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  Wings, Bird, Middle

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• We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

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  Pondering, Riot, Supervillains

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• I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

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  Thinking, Alive, Want

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• Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

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  White, House, World

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• If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

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  Heart, Iowa, Land

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• Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

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  Rights, Law, Knowing

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• In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

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  Growing Up, Boys, America

  Pat Paulsen (1972). “How to wage a successful campaign for the Presidency”

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• They said I ignored the drug problem. Well, I gave speeches on drugs, I wrote books on drugs. I did darn near everything on drugs!

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  Book, Drug, Speech

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• The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.

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  Fire, Tree, Forests

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• Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

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  Shallow, Happens, Deep Down

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• If elected, I will win.

  Pat Paulsen

  Winning, I Will Win, Ifs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

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  Lying, Said

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• Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

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  Children, School, Ends

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• On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.

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  Thinking, Issues, Investing

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• The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

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  Running, Government, Half

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• Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

  Pat Paulsen

  Dark, Rights, Doe

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• Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'

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  Wine, White, House

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• We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

  Pat Paulsen

  Remember, Century

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• I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

  Pat Paulsen

  Girl, Country, Talking Politics

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• I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.

  Pat Paulsen

  Song, Men, Years

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