Irwin Corey Quotes

• If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

  Irwin Corey

  Change, History, Ends

  "Who Am the World's Foremost Authority? A Lesson from Professor Irwin Corey" by Jim Kniphel, www.nypress.com. January 13, 2001.

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• You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

  Irwin Corey

  Smile, Gun, Long

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• Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

  Irwin Corey

  Land

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• Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

  Irwin Corey

  Marriage, Wedding, Best Love

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• Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

  Irwin Corey

  Drinking, Beer, Alcohol

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• Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

  Irwin Corey

  Shoes, Two, Tennis

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• With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.

  Irwin Corey

  Change, Heart, Profound

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• Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

  Irwin Corey

  New Friends, More Money

  Source: www.npr.org

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• When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

  Irwin Corey

  Intellectual, Intelligence, Sells

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• Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

  Irwin Corey

  Today, Procedures, Protocol

  "Comedian Irwin Corey, 'The World's Foremost Authority,' Dies at 102" by Mike Miller, people.com. February 7, 2017.

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• I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

  Irwin Corey

  Believe, Office, Crooks

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• It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

  Irwin Corey

  Change, Growth, Pieces

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• Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

  Irwin Corey

  Beholder, Behinds

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